Wait a minute, your last name is “Al-Tikriti”?
This just makes me think of Motörhead. Lemmy is secretly Saddam, I think.
Well, I did have original material until I read this thread on fark. Now I got nothin'. Oh well. Print your own deck of cards.
Wait, I can contribute something to the excitement! How about a reference to a reference? Strong Bad refers to Lemmy at the end of this email…