What keeps you warm at night?

Why hasn’t anyone else ever taken a picture of the horizon as the sun dips down? Amazing. I’m so full of ideas.

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What’s that spoo on my car?

I didn’t notice until this morning that my car has been egged.

What’s really weird is that it looks like someone tried to wipe off the eggy deliciousness. Maybe they were hungry.

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Speaking of Getting a Scratch


The doctor says that I can’t ride my bike for at least two weeks. Starting two days ago.

Ow. Ow. Ow. I think it’s time to take an 800mg ibuprofen tablet. Ow. Ow. Ow.

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Comes with leopard print seats

jessepmullan: if I ever own a car company, we will release an OMG edition
paul: ha ha ha
paul: Mullan OMG
paul: i want a Mullan OMG
jessepmullan: The Mullan Leopard OMG
jessepmullan: You can order it with the Z package
jessepmullan: but if you want the OMGWTFBBQ package you can’t get the Z package
jessepmullan: the Z package is for racing

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Blue Car


Grrr, she’s mean.

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The Car Is Mine!

Who knew that purple shit smelled so much like rainbow sherbet?

The car is actually “Regal Blue Pearl” which means “Navy Blue.”

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On The Wings Of Pigs


Rumor has it that my car is on the way to Minneapolis and I will be driving it home tomorrow. I will believe it when my shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.

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Buying A Car

Why didn’t I read this before I got started?

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Super Karate Monkey Death Car

I have consumed over two liters of water today and I am just beat in general. Too much actual work, class, emailing and attempting selling of cars. Get your bids in soon, because Paul was ready to buy. It was all just moving so fast. I mean, I posted it on a whim.

I’m firing up Corporation and doing some homework. I will be up late.

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All sideways

Stan will not stop freaking out about Karl Rove. Conveniently for me, I have the Daily Show to help me temper my hatred with peace. Jon Stewart said “the sideways winky face.” I win! ;)

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