Written on Thursday, the 8th of June, 2006 at 9:47 pm and was filed under:
Rumor has it that my car is on the way to Minneapolis and I will be driving it home tomorrow. I will believe it when my shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.
“hey Farva, what’s the name of that restaurant you like, you know, with all the goofy shit on the walls?”
Are you guys talking about Shenanigans?
Oh, sad. Apparently I said nothing. It was awesome, though.
Green shit is easy… purple… that’s a challenge.
On the wings of pigs and anal monkeys.
I’m kind of glad that the car won’t be here until Monday. Otherwise you would still be in the bathroom taking pictures of your purple turd.
Are you a human?