Fringing It
I should put on some pants and get out of here to see if I can see Adventures in Mating.
If I should go without pants, turn to page 23. If I should wear pants, please turn to page 53.
I should put on some pants and get out of here to see if I can see Adventures in Mating.
If I should go without pants, turn to page 23. If I should wear pants, please turn to page 53.
I didn’t take any pictures of art because that would be stealing, like downloading mp3s illegally.
I was considering doing a recurring series of photos of Port-O-Johnny-Biffs, but too many people already take pictures of crappers.
I am not allowing myself to volunteer for any new projects right now, including the rebuilding of nations. Why do you think I didn’t join the (Army|Marines)?
I only gave them $5. I feel bad, because I’m going to go spend a ton of money pretending to be cultured.
What am I saying? That’s not what I meant at all. Of course sluts are welcome. After all, I’m here.
Oops.
I mean funnel cake!. I always make that mistake. Uh oh, if that’s the cake, where’s the spider?
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