Jesse Mullan

This Is What Lost Did To My Hair

Written on Wednesday, the 24^th of May, 2006 at 9:31 pm and was filed under: Diversions

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Bio-ooze?

Written on Wednesday, the 24^th of May, 2006 at 4:52 pm and was filed under: Diversions

I know that this has been everywhere, but Zach showed me, and then I had to share.

Sneak up on your opponents with a surprise semen attack! Just when they think you’re coming at ‘em with water, blast ‘em with a shot of icky semen! Shoot out globs of gooey semen and then drench ‘em with water! It’s a double blast attack that’ll keep your opponents on their toes and running during every water fight. With the OOZINATOR blaster you don’t just get soaked, you get drenched!

Major Pumping Required:

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No Jmo in Vegas

Written on Wednesday, the 24^th of May, 2006 at 2:24 pm and was filed under: Diversions

The Gallery Developers “conference” is supposed to be in Vegas this year, but it looks like I won’t be able to go. :(

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