Jesse Mullan

Here’s One I Made Earlier

Written on Monday, the 12^th of February, 2007 at 2:26 pm and was filed under: Music

Dear Beatboxing that gives me uncomfortable and inappropriate erections while I am at work,
I think that you know where this letter is going, so I will leave the conclusion up to you.

Sincerely yours,
Jesse Mullan

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If Something in the Deli Aisle Makes You Cry

Written on Monday, the 12^th of February, 2007 at 12:45 am and was filed under: Diversions

Another weekend, another night of bowling and fisheye lenses exploding all over the floor. I got a Lomo fisheye for XXXmas, but the focus is off and the lens comes apart. Lisa didn’t know about the latter when she went to take a picture of me bowling, and the lens elements went everywhere in Memory Lanes. It was like I had forgotten how to bowl, or my arm had lost its strength, for I lost both games. Stan had the worst form but seemed to dominate. I guess I’m a drinker, not a bowler.

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