What’s black and furry and likes men?
A leather daddy. NO!
You’re gross. It’s Lisa’s new rat dog! Actually, it looks a lot nicer now that Lisa bathed it and gave it a haircut.
So I was sitting on the arm of the couch with my feet on the cushions talking to Lisa. I accidentally let one rip, and the dog looked startled, then came up to try to get a better smell of it. I thought that dogs were supposed to have superior ablities in that region, but Lisa could smell it plenty over at the other end of the couch. We engaged in a frantic war of waving air at each other. The dog was a little afraid of us laughing so hard that Lisa’s face turned all red.
But, any dog that sniffs my butt can’t be all bad. As Murderface would say, “I approve.”
What? No pictures of doggy yet?
Doggy style?