Jesse Mullan

Good News, Everyone!

Written on Wednesday, the 20^th of December, 2006 at 11:42 am and was filed under: Diversions

Better teeth: Seminal plasma contains zinc, calcium and other minerals shown to hinder tooth decay. Since this is a family web site, we will omit discussion of the mineral delivery system.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16282622/

msnbc is a family website, but my site isn’t, so I’ll come right out and say it: my nuts are good for your teeth.

Oh, shit, my mom reads this. Uh oh.