Jesse Mullan

got tha upstate prison flavor that keeps you ugly all night long

Written on Monday, the 25^th of December, 2006 at 1:19 am and was filed under: Diversions

Thanks to the miracle that is ChristmasI am beginning my two season News Radio marathon now. I promise not to stop until my eyes dry up and fall out of my head.

Bill: You do realize I’m just going to go and buy another cane, don’t you?
Dave: Yeah, and I’m just gonna steal it again.
Bill: Touché. Beth! Here’s one you can take right now. This one you can break later. Here’s one for the Hamptons. This one: I like — I keep. This one displeases me.

Welcome back, 1997. I missed you.