Jesse Mullan

Karmelkorn Cameleon

Written on Tuesday, the 6^th of February, 2007 at 2:40 pm and was filed under: Music

Zach was doing his best to distract me here at work by singing.

He sang:

Kill a, kill a, kill a, kill a, kill a cameleon

Which prompted me to follow with the next line:

Crush their skulls, cru-uuush their sku-uu-uu-ulls

Which then prompted me to ask the eternal questions:
“If a cameleon is lying in a pool of their own blood, do they turn red?”

I hope that I’m not offending any herpephiles out there by asking.

No, a herpephile is not a person who loves cold sores. Icky.

Also, I only got like four hours of sleep last night. I hope that you like crazy.