Zach was doing his best to distract me here at work by singing.
Kill a, kill a, kill a, kill a, kill a cameleon
Which prompted me to follow with the next line:
Crush their skulls, cru-uuush their sku-uu-uu-ulls
Which then prompted me to ask the eternal questions:
“If a cameleon is lying in a pool of their own blood, do they turn red?”
I hope that I’m not offending any herpephiles out there by asking.
No, a herpephile is not a person who loves cold sores. Icky.
Also, I only got like four hours of sleep last night. I hope that you like crazy.