There was a surprise birthday party for Zach on Friday. Booze attended. I almost peed on Sarah’s dresser in the middle of the night.

“You’re not in the bathroom!”

I woke up feeling great, but I found my hangover in the shower. Lesson: don’t shower.

Sarah brought me breakfast in bed. Lesson: Sarah is awesome.

Tonight I went to Trader Joe’s with Lisa and my mother. Lesson: seeds and nuts are delicious snacks that can be purchased at Trader Joe’s.

Also, Friday I accidentally made my website not work for anyone else but me. Lesson: everyone should be me.

This concludes tonight’s lecture.

2 Responses to “Legends ”

  1. The jello should have sobered you up, indeed.

    Can’t wait to see the pictures!

  2. Can’t wait to see the POOP

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