Legends
There was a surprise birthday party for Zach on Friday. Booze attended. I almost peed on Sarah’s dresser in the middle of the night.
“You’re not in the bathroom!”
I woke up feeling great, but I found my hangover in the shower. Lesson: don’t shower.
Sarah brought me breakfast in bed. Lesson: Sarah is awesome.
Tonight I went to Trader Joe’s with Lisa and my mother. Lesson: seeds and nuts are delicious snacks that can be purchased at Trader Joe’s.
Also, Friday I accidentally made my website not work for anyone else but me. Lesson: everyone should be me.
This concludes tonight’s lecture.
The jello should have sobered you up, indeed.
Can’t wait to see the pictures!
Can’t wait to see the POOP