Written on Sunday, the 11th of March, 2007 at 5:07 pm and was filed under:
Occasionally, girls tell me that I smell very good. I think that’s because I use cologne. It looks like it’s finally getting wide release, so I won’t have to order it off of the internet:
So that’s your secret!!
Speaking of secret, they kind of ripped off Secret’s slogan:
“Douche, strong enough for a man, but PH balanced for the inside of a woman’s vagina.”
I thought it was: “Douche, the closest thing you’ll ever get to the inside of a woman’s vagina.”
Douche, because you wish you were gay, so you could get chicks.
Are you a human?