I very much appreciate your peace offering of two shirts, a coffee mug, and three lanyards, but what I really want is an apology and a definition of a GPU in finite terms.
That said, I love mediatemple SO MUCH HOORAY HOORAY BEST HOSTING PROVIDER EVER*!
Also, I need some whitening strips, and I should start drinking my coffee through a straw. Or take it intravenously.
*this opinion is not influenced at all by gifts of free schwag