What the Fuck? There’s No Floor?

I have been working hard on my “game” for class all day. I’m up to like three pots of coffee so far.

Example game play so far:

Segmentation fault

What the fuck?

Okay, I fixed that, let’s try again — let’s DO THIS.

make
gcc    -c -o mymug.o mymug.c
mymug.c: In function ‘master_handler’:
mymug.c:258: error: syntax error before ‘{’ token
mymug.c:268: error: syntax error before ‘else’
mymug.c: At top level:
mymug.c:278: error: syntax error before ‘}’ token
make: *** [mymug.o] Error 1

Fuck you, blooper. God damn it.

gcc mymug.o makeargv.o csapp.o sbuf.o tube.o -lm -lpthread -o mymug

Yes! Yes! Okay, over we go!

telnet localhost 1337
Trying 127.0.0.1...
Connected to localhost.
Escape character is '^]'.
	
Hello, and welcome to my game: DON'T FAIL JESSE.
	
Written by Jesse Mullan
	
The object of this game is to not fail 4061.
	
Please log in by telling me your name.
Connection closed by foreign host.

Oh, what the fuck, I didn’t go into the little hole…

Okay, up, there we go. All right. So there’s like an invisible block, and then…

Please log in by telling me your name.
Jesse
	
Hello, Jesse, it is nice to meet you
n
help
	
There's no help for you.
	
Commands:
	
shout (text):Say something to everyone in the game
whisper (playername) text:Say something to one person
w:go left
a:go right
s:go up
d:go down
pass:give Jesse Mullan a passing grade for the class
quit:there is no quitting

All right! I’m the man. Fuck you.

w
	
You move left on the abstract plain.
w
	
You move left on the abstract plain.
a
	
You move right on the abstract plain.
s
	
You move up on the abstract plain.
d
	
You move down on the abstract plain.
w
	
You move left on the abstract plain.
pass
	
You win!  The rest is just abstract exploration!!!!!11!!!! ! eleven!! ! !  ! !!!! !

With apologies to RubixsQube

This is terrible. This is worse than an R.L. Stine book.

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