It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time
Sarah and I spent the afternoon and evening with Donald and Chandler. When we returned from a walk, Donald offered to feed us. For me he had sauerkraut and bacon potato salad. It was odd and sweet. Fast forward a few hours to the point where Sarah had fallen asleep in my bed while reading The Drawing of the Dark by Tim Powers. I accidentally woke her up while fixing the blankets. Then, well, bacon might be a traditional ingredient of sauerkraut, but let’s just say that persons wishing to include such a combination should consider spending the next few days outdoors… in a Superfund site.
Experimental result: Sarah is no more. If Zach wants to live, he will give me the okay to “telecommute.” I don’t mean that as a threat, I mean it as a safety measure.
You killed me, damnit! Now I will haunt you for the rest of your life, protecting all innocent, unsuspecting persons of your lethal farts!
We’re having ham hocks with black-eyed peas later this week. Also fatal to those in a five-block radius. Beware.
Oh, your site works now. Hooray!
So hungry now. Beans don’t usually have that sort of effect on me, btw.