Jesse Mullan

How to Have a Successful Garage Sale

Written on Monday, the 11^th of June, 2007 at 1:48 am and was filed under: Diversions

Step One: Put all of the stuff that you would consider selling into a dumpster
Bonus Step: Light the dumpster on fire

4 Responses to “How to Have a Successful Garage Sale ”

1. 
   Lkea said on June 11th, 2007 at 8:49 am

   Unless you use one illegally, dumpsters cost money.

   What we should have done in the first place, and will now have to do anyway is:
   One: Put everything in the driveway.
   Two: Post free stuff on Craigslist and twincitiesfreemarket.org and watch the vultures arrive and pick the carcass (or driveway) free.
   Three: Bring the scraps to the thrift store, if any.

   I was thinking Wednesday night?

2. 
   MaReade said on June 11th, 2007 at 1:12 pm

   Goodwill was created especially for garage sale castoffs. Need to borrow a truck?

3. 
   Sarah said on June 12th, 2007 at 4:58 am

   Maybe we should stalk the lady who bought the Indian painting and the gigantic fork & spoon & dump everything on her front lawn. She seemed to be amazed by all our crap!

4. 
   mome-rath said on June 12th, 2007 at 7:32 am

   She bought the Indian painting?? HA! Good. Now I don’t have to look at it anymore!

   Maybe you needed more Precious Moments figurines and Thomas Kincaid (Painter of Light®) merchandise—that would get the bovines out in force.