Do Androids Dream of Electric Balls?

One of my coworkers strolled into the web office this morning to make a loud proclamation.

“I had the weirdest dream about you last night!”

Based on the sudden redness of her face I fully expected it to be the sort of dream that might get us both fired on principle.

“We ate a lot of popcorn–” she continued. I was suddenly confused. “…and there was a little girl who was holding a doll, but she had balls.”

It was all I could do to restrain my speech and hysterical, uncontrolled laughter.

“I don’t think that you have to worry: it’s not like they rub off on you,” I replied, but in my head, the song was rolling through my head on a continuous loop at maximum volume. No, not the soundtrack to cthulhu that gives Zach nightmares, the other song.

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