Jamba Crack Cocaine

This morning I checked my “mailbox” at “work” and found that my boss’s boss’s boss had signed off on my “Regent’s Scholarship.” More importantly, there was a coupon for a free Jamba Juice. I already knew that their smoothies were some sort of blender candy, but their “Chocolate Moo’d” smoothie tastes exactly like Reese’s Pieces. I think that I am going to “die.”

AIR QUOTES EXPLOSION!

Not air quotes, literal quotes. Quotes quotes.

Time for a sugar coma.

2 Responses to “Jamba Crack Cocaine ”

  1. I want a Jamba Juice. Or maybe a Jamba Wamba… I mean Chumbawumba…

    I get knocked down
    but I get up again
    you ain’t never gonna keep me down

  2. I get knocked up
    But I get up again
    And you’re never gonna

    Wait. Those are not the lyrics.

    Hmm.

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