Jesse Mullan

Jamba Crack Cocaine

Written on Thursday, the 21^st of June, 2007 at 12:16 pm and was filed under: Food

This morning I checked my “mailbox” at “work” and found that my boss’s boss’s boss had signed off on my “Regent’s Scholarship.” More importantly, there was a coupon for a free Jamba Juice. I already knew that their smoothies were some sort of blender candy, but their “Chocolate Moo’d” smoothie tastes exactly like Reese’s Pieces. I think that I am going to “die.”

AIR QUOTES EXPLOSION!

Not air quotes, literal quotes. Quotes quotes.

Time for a sugar coma.

2 Responses to “Jamba Crack Cocaine ”

1. 
   Paul Armstrong said on June 21st, 2007 at 2:51 pm

   I want a Jamba Juice. Or maybe a Jamba Wamba… I mean Chumbawumba…

   I get knocked down
   but I get up again
   you ain’t never gonna keep me down

2. 
   Jesse said on June 21st, 2007 at 7:08 pm

   I get knocked up
   But I get up again
   And you’re never gonna

   Wait. Those are not the lyrics.

   Hmm.