Kvetching Up

I was going to post about trying to apply for additional loans during the summer session, but it was just a long, angry rant. Suffice it to say that Onestop advisers gave me incomplete, incorrect, and conflicting information over the course of a half dozen emails and phone calls, and that when I finally talked to the person who eventually denied my request (without notifying me), she didn’t actually care that the website does not contain useful information.

“Not everyone reads that site anyway.”

Jesus Hairy Christ on a dog gammed pogo stick, it’s not like it’s my blog, it is the official communication of the University on the subject of loans.

FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. YOU FUCKING COCKBITER YOU CAN SUCK THE PEANUTS OUT OF MY SHIT.

It’s like turtles, only not chocolate.

Today’s email ends with:

Hopefully those questions should give you something to answer. Please read them carefully and consider how you could help me. It’s even in your name: “Helping U.” Oh, you can’t spell “you.” That should have been my first warning to not come back to the University: it names its departments via text messages.

5 Responses to “Kvetching Up ”

  1. Oh, sweetie - I’m sorry they denied it. I sense another flaming poo-in-a-bag target.

  2. “We don’t care because we don’t have to.”

  3. Fuck the fucking bastards! How dare they! Shitheads. Assholes.

    And then there are the banks, the ones who claim to serve their clients to the NTH DEGREE…. Except…except… except…if you need money.

    But, hey, if you were rich, the banks would loan you all the money you could ever want. Give us this day our daily bread, for we deserve the very best, yes, we do.

  4. Arrrrrrgh!!! Que putos. I have a sinking feeling that Cedar Towing and the U of LOL are owned by the same entity. Time Warner, anyone?

  5. Okay. This means I really need to blow away the person during my technical interview today (In less than two hours. Gulp). Can we say “Lisa’s car”? Here’s hoping. . . so send good, no great, no amazing, technocolor, shooting rainbows and ponies out of your ass vibes.

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