Jesse Mullan

People, Watching

Written on Sunday, the 5^th of August, 2007 at 2:02 am and was filed under: Diversions

Dear Gawkers who are trying to see the bridge from the Franklin Avenue Bridge,
YOU CAN’T SEE IT FROM HERE!

I understand the desire to see these things for oneself, but look at a map before you act like a dumb fucking SHITHEAD AUUUGUGUSGUUGUSUGHSUHDGUH!!!

Every goddamn bridge had these fucking rubberneckers on it driving ten miles an hour with their foot on the brakes. JUST PARK SOMEWHERE AND WALK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON!

This is why I bike to work.