Jesse Mullan

Dear Mother

Written on Tuesday, the 4^th of December, 2007 at 11:03 pm and was filed under: Diversions

I’m afraid that your stock pot has been stolen by Smelton McNasty and his turkey Turkley.

You’ll have to negotiate with the nefarious twosome.

3 Responses to “Dear Mother ”

1. 
   ckdake said on December 4th, 2007 at 11:59 pm

   Didn’t Smelton McNasty depart with FB Dave?

2. 
   MaReade said on December 6th, 2007 at 4:28 pm

   Hey, Smelton was a former loan officer of mine. He was nasty then and I bet he hasn’t changed a wit. To whit, bring back my pot, dammit, so I’ll at least have something to piss into.

   P.S. Is that your original drawing, dear? My, how talented you are. You do prouden a mother’s heart! Have you ever considered writing and illustrating comic books?

3. 
   MaReade said on December 6th, 2007 at 8:41 pm

   I’m really sorry, but after collecting my cookpot tonight, I accidentally ran over and flattened poor Smelton on my way home. Sorry, so sorry. Well, maybe not.