Regular readers might have seen a recent portrait that Sarah made of me featuring a shaggy beard. No, I’m not growing a strike beard, I’m part of a glorious “beard challenge.”
You will note that I did not say “beard growing contest,” since that would imply that there will be winners. No, there will only be losers in our beard challenge. We all put styles into a hat and then picked them out. I put in the “Hulk Hogan” and drew forth the “Hulk Hogan.” That’s right — hoist by my own petard.
I thought that we had found and read every beard link on the internet upon announcing the challenge, but tonight while looking up “strike beards” I found four terrific beard-related things:
- A New Yorker Article about strike beards
- A Mental Floss article with discussion of “nuclear sub beards”
- A site with lots of beard pictures
- HOLY SHIT HILARIOUS
I can’t stop combing my beard.