I have been waiting for a cease-and-desist letter from the Daily, but I got this instead:
I have been monitoring your Daily Doodle submissions for the past two weeks and I have one thing to say…
Oh, the anticipation! What does he have to say?
Although I have no influence on which doodle is picked I would like to see you keep it up for the remainder of the semester/ however long I work here.
Thank you for the kind words. I will likely continue submitting to the Daily Doodle until I get fired, arrested or committed — or all of the above in any order.
Zach just responded with a question:
“Why? Why? Why?”
Why ask why?
Also, there’s only one L in “hilarious,” but whatever.