Written on Monday, the 11th of August, 2008 at 3:48 pm and was filed under:
I just got a Dalek and a sonic screwdriver from my coworkers.
Is it a Dalek costume?
A sonic screwdriver? Does is vibrate things into place, like a dildo screwdriver would?
Fortunately I am giving you only tasteful gifts for your birthday and going-away. Somebody needs to set a good example here. Oh, wait, there’s that one gift that I ordered by mail. Oops, nevermind….
Are you a human?