Jesse Mullan

Bidet, sir. I SAID BIDET!

Written on Wednesday, the 22^nd of October, 2008 at 1:21 pm and was filed under: Diversions

I am at the Googleplex for three days with the Gallery group to hack out a completely new version of Gallery. After drinking a huge cup of coffee and a small cup of tea, I found myself suddenly in need of a restroom visit. I don’t know if you know this, but the Google bathrooms have heated seats, and sprays of warm water for your bottom. I thought that this would be the height of luxury, but, uh, no. That was actually kind of… icky.

2 Responses to “Bidet, sir. I SAID BIDET! ”

1. 
   MaReade said on October 23rd, 2008 at 1:01 pm

   What, no “blow” dryers?

2. 
   Jesse said on October 23rd, 2008 at 1:19 pm

   There were air dryers under there, but I was too afraid.