The Doodlebops

The Doodlebops
doodlebops

Me:

Is that a cross-dressing clown?

Lisa:

It’s not a clown! It’s a doodlebop!

Note that she didn’t deny that it was a cross-dressing whatever the hell it is. She also didn’t explain why their name sounds like some sort of pre-school feces dance.

Note: No kids allowed!

541 Responses to “The Doodlebops ”

  1. Look, their name is awesome. DeeDee, Rooney, and Moe are the coolest kids’ band since “They Might be Giants”. Look, you go ahead and say whatever you want, but I’ll always find a reply.
    I don’t see how “The Doodlebops” “sounds like a pre-school feces dance”. It sounds great to me. They took the last name from the characters (Doodle) and simply added “bop” to the end. The result? “The Doodlebops”!
    I’ve become attatched to the show. I’ve even gotten some of my friends into it. I have the episodes taped, so good luck forcing me to not watch them anymore!
    There’s nothing you can say that will make me stop watching them

  2. What in the FUCK is going on? Who ARE you?

  3. Wow. She thinks They Might Be Giants started out as a kid’s band.

    Scary that she is watching and listening to the same stuff as my 3 year old. She’s obviously a little “slow”.

  4. The Doodlebops are okay, fun to watch because I swear Rooney is gay.
    Perhaps why Deedee is still only a friend?

    Perhaps Rooney is going after Moe but Moe is going after Deedee but
    Deedee is going after Rooney but Rooney is gay so it starts the whole
    thing over again.

    This isn’t a kid’s show it’s a soap opera.

  5. More thoughts here: http://jpmullan.com/blog/367

  6. Yeah, I am sure Rooney is gay. He dances like he’s auditioning for broadway or something. YOU ARE A KIDS BAND
    DUDE! Perhaps he’s closer to Pee Wee than we think. Dee Dee annoys me and Moe, well, what’s his purpose anyway?
    I’ll take the Wiggles any day….

  7. I PERSONALY THINK THAT THE DOODLEBOPS ROCKS, so say whatever the crap u want, but i LOVE the doodlebops, and don’t call ROOney gay, becuase for all we know, u retards probably are too!

  8. by the way, if u don’t like the doodlebops, then why are u wasting ur time on this website, go play with urself for all i care!

  9. Why are you wasting your time on this website?

  10. I think The Doodlebops are VERY talented…Rooney(Chad) is my MOST FAVOURTIE EVER…You might think they look dumb and like clowns but they’re just helping kids with their education and stuff…Lisa & Moe are pretty cool but Rooney is like…WOW!!

    They make themselves look like funny clowns (Which they’re not)to enteratin kids…Man for a 13 year old I sure sound like a parent…

  11. You must be over 13 to visit my site.

  12. I think this show is ridiculous! Why would you let your children watch this show, unless you want them to act gay
    But I guess that is what children’s shows are promoting, The Wiggles, The Tele-tubbies, Robbie-Rotton from Lazy

  13. Jaden: Please leave the humor to the professionals. You aren’t funny at all. The point is that it is absurd and funny that kids like to see the Doodlebops even though they are clowns. A lot of kids like clowns. My friend Lisa doesn’t. She’s terrified of them. That’s why it’s funny to me.

    Also, Robbie Rotten is Icelandic. The Teletubbies are gender neutral (I think). The Wiggles are nice fucking guys singing nice fucking songs for kids! Jesus Fucking Christ! Is an earnest attempt to make kids happy so fucking bad? No! I totally sing the songs from the Doodlebops with Noah. If he likes it, he fucking likes it!

    If you want to make fun of the Teletubbies, please redirect to the more up-to-date subject of the Boobahs, who look like genitalia. THAT is comedy gold.

  14. First of all the Boobahs are not as gay as the tele-tubbies also the doodlebops are not at all clowns but are more like drag queens!!! Also who said I was trying to be Funny????

  15. Okay, rule number one on this site is that you must supply the funny.

  16. Rooney has the mannerisms and speech inpediment of a very, very gay man.
    Moe has the dark lipstick, floppy wig, and disconcerting feminine smile of a drag queen.
    Deedie, poor Deedie. Clearly trained as a Broadway actress. Trying so hard to strut her stuff, but her booming voice
    clashes so hideously with the kiddie music that I cringe whenever she sings. Did she take this job after giving up on
    getting serious work, or does she really think this is a way to get “discovered”? Poor Deedie.
    The bus driver seems okay, so does the large jazz singer woman, but I gotta wonder what sorry turn of events
    in their professional lives led them to this gig.

  17. Rooney is under heavy suspicion!!! He is credited with a guest appearance on the show “queer as folk” see http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1822381/

  18. Hey, wow, he’s actually hunky. What am I saying?

    People! Stop with the speculation! It doesn’t matter!

    “Crossdressing clown” = funny.
    “Is he or isn’t he?” = NOT FUNNY.

    I should make it so I can rate people’s posts. Minus 100 points if you have a spelling error. MATT. Minus 50 if you have a grammatical error. BRETT.

  19. Your [sic] welcome. I’ll go somwhere [sic] else then. Bye.

  20. Thanks for the link, wexlerfan! Everyone, get your doodlebops wallpapers and other pictures over there! Woo hoo!

    Matt, you don’t have to go. Just spend a little time with a spell check. :)

  21. i think the doodlebops for not just for kide and for everyone asshole my 2 year old newphew watch it with me and noone care my bf see is kool so there im 17 and i like it so shut up ok go watch it and ull see is fun asshole

  22. Easy on the language, Sophia. Also, easy on the insanity and poor spelling. Wow! This is what kids learn in school these days?

  23. The Doodlebops are promoting foolishness, self-indulgence, and immorality and are destroying the lives of innocent children.

    Do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived! Fornicators, idolaters, adulterers, male prostitutes, sodomites, thieves, the greedy, drunkards, revilers, robbers–none of these will inherit the kingdom of God. And this is what some of you used to be. But you were washed, you were sanctified, you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and in the Spirit of our God.

    1 Cor. 6:9-11

    You were taught to put away your former way of life, your old self, corrupt and deluded by its lusts, and to be renewed in the spirit of your minds, and to clothe yourselves with the new self, created according to the likeness of God in true righteousness and holiness.

    Eph 4:22-24

  24. Steve is either
    not funny at all
    or
    very very very funny

    I’ll leave that up to the reader, but I, personally, will be laughing at Steve.

  25. yy r u all fightin over doodlebops seriusly i mean it is for kids all of the shows are for little kids not for 13 year olds ok? i mean you make fun of it cuz your older but they love it so shut up and leave the little kids alone!

  26. dani, there is a correct spelling for the words “why”, “are”, “you”, “seriously”, and “cuz.” I wish that I had a big red pen to make corrections to the comments that people leave. I would write “make some sense!” in the margins of your post. You get a D, because the assignment is to be funny, not to try to get us to all behave.

    Also, your punctuation is almost completely wrong.

  27. I found the Doodlebops while I was channel surfing a couple of months ago and my 2-year-old daughter just loves them.
    The music isn’t half bad either. I think they are very educational and entertaining. And for all of you claiming
    they are gay, you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover. I am sure you wouldn’t appreciate it if someone said that you
    are gay. God Bless all of you. Doodlebops rock!

  28. The bashing that is happening on this site is disgusting. Bottom line, Disney thought the Doodlebops were good enough to air them and that they were not immoral or any of the other nonsense that I have read here. The omportant thing to remember is that our children like them and for that I am grategul. They do teach manners and things that are important in life. So let’s give them a break. If you do not like tham then do not turn it on. Watch something else.

  29. Christie: Yes, they do rock, but you’re missing the point — I’m not calling them gay, I said that they look like cross-dressing clowns, which by any measure is pretty funny. Whether or not they are gay I certainly do not care, and if you called me gay, you’d be mostly wrong, and I’d make a joke out of it. Honestly, Rooney is hunky without the makeup. Yow!

    sopha dopha lopha bread: Yes, the bashing that happens is disgusting, but I’m leaving the comments open anyway because occasionally I get a funny response. You might want to double check your spelling of “omportant” and “grategul”. I would give you the email address of “Steve,” but I think it’s fake. What argument can you make to change his mind? If you come up with one, I’d like to hear it, because I could use the same one for my grandparents and my roommate’s dad. Also, I never turned it on, but my roommate’s three year old likes to turn it on in the morning. I sing the song with him when he wants.

    Okay people, more funny, less angry. Unintentionally funny posts like Steve’s do not count. Make with the funny or I’m closing the comments on this post!

  30. What is up with the foam rubber ear/hair hoody thingies that make their face paint look retarded? Not that the rest of their cosutmes are un-retarded or anything.

    And has anyone else noticed how at the end of their show, there is only ONE kid chanting “DOODLEBOPS! DOODLEBOPS!” with some horrible layering and editing attempts to make it sound like a crowd of kids? My son adores this show, but it just makes me cringe.

    Steve’s post made me giggle.

    So did Christie’s. She must not have older brothers. Cuz we call each other gay all the time and that’s just another way to say “I love you.”

  31. i’m probably the biggest dork here. i’m 18 and i love the doodle bops. YES I LOVE THE DOODLE i wasnt forced to watch it with a little kid i was babysitting or a relative i acutally out of myy own freewill turn to playhouse disney and watch it. i honesty like the music and i dont care what anyone one else says, the doodle bops Rock! and i love moe. i’d like to know what he looks like w/o the costume. if anyone knows where to find their pictures please tell me. (i want to see if he’s cute) oh and as for the wiggles, they scare me. i mean they are realy disturbing. i mean think about their job, they have to be realy secure withthemselves. if not they’re petifiles with a dream job.(jokeing, i don’t mean to judge them there ’s always the chance they’re just good people which is hard to belive b/c goodpeople are hard to find in this world) well thank you for your time and listening (reading) my thoughts and excuse my spelling my computure was giving me trouble

  32. Okay, I came across this conversation while doing some research on a semi-related topic for a paper. Anyway, after reading it all the way through, I felt I needed to comment. Not about The Doodlebops directly, but more importantly, about the amount of time and energy that has been wasted on them. You guys act as if it was your life’s purpose to find something as ludicrous and utterly insignificant as The Doodlebops to argue over, defend, slander and testify against. It’s truly unbelievable! What the hell does the Judeo-Christian god or any other god have to do with The Doodlebops? Not to mention this homosexuality bit. It’s simply baffling that seemingly sane, functional members of the human race are spending precious moments of their life on such nonsense. In this utterly fucked up world we live in, you guys couldn’t find anything better to talk about? Don’t get me wrong, I understand that a little comic relief is needed in life, but this isn’t it, this is saddening. How about laughing at your child’s hopeless attempt at a cart wheel, or at the fumbling ignorance of the President of the United States, or how about when Shakespeare’s Hamlet speaks of being “mad but north-north west,” surely that is laughable. I realize that I’m probably wasting my time and that ignorance will prevail in the end. I’m sure that there will be countless more hours spent contemplating the television worthiness, sexuality, etc. of The Doodlebops, but I’ve spoken my mind and that’s all I can do. I’ve got to go now, The Doodlebops are coming on.

  33. There is nothing wrong with being called gay, being gay, being called straight, or being straight. Get over it you backwards ass hillbillies. It’s 2005. Why does anyone care anymore. Doodlebops are just fun silly characters for kids. Go Doodles! ANd you religious people who quote biblical quotes to promote hate really SUCK.

  34. You see what happens when you take a minute to type in a three second offhanded comment about a kid’s show?

    kim: good for you, but bad for your spelling. If your computer is giving you trouble then maybe you should check your spelling by hand. It’s just a thought.

    London: you probably spent more time writing that comment than I have spent on this thread in total.

    Me: You are absolutely right, but you are not me. I am me, and you are you. Otherwise I agree with you.

    All three of you: make with the funny. Your posts do not include anywhere near enough humor.

  35. Bonjour tout le monde! Je suis désolée de m’exprimer en français mais ca va me rendre la tache plus facile.
    Ma petite fille de 1 an adore les doodlebops et c’est comme une religion a touts les matin a 10 heure nous les écoutons. Les chansons ne quitte jamais ma tête. Je les trouve aussi très éducative meme pour moi car ca m’aide beaucoup en anglais. Maleureusemant je reste trop loin pour les voir en spectale et j’en suis tres peinée. Sorry for my french but my english is very poor. The doodlebops help me to know a lot of word in english. Tanks you DOODLEBOPS!!!!! Merci les doodlebops!!!!!!I have so much fun with you every days……

    PS but i have to tell you to watch Deedee’s mask: she need more glue
    hihihahahahahahahhihihi

  36. ya the doodlebops fucking suck

  37. you getting the picture????
    just cause he is “soft-spoken” does not mean he is gay!

    the doodlebops apeal to the kids and give good stuff into their little minds
    anyone who thinks diffrently hasn’t watched the show day after day with their kids
    AND WHEN DID A CLOWN BECOME A CROSS DRESSER???? clowns are cool!!!

  38. Mélanie: you get funny points for being from Canada and even more for writing in French. Amazing!

    faolan: you get an F.

    jan: you also get an F for not getting the original joke and then not noticing that I said that “is or isn’t” is not funny or useful. Again, for the record, I DON’T CARE ABOUT ANYONE’S SEXUAL ORIENTATION. Also, your capitalization is lacking, your punctuation is wild, and appeal has two p’s.

    Clowns may or may not be cool, but Rooney looks like an extra from The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. That’s okay, it’s just funny. Also, my friend Lisa is terrified of clowns. That’s the joke. Get it?

    Do people just comment without reading everything? Knock it off!

  39. Rooney is definitely GAY - not that there’s anything wrong with that. Moe may be BI, and Dee Dee is probably frigid. Maz and Busdriver Bob are cool, but even they couldn’t hold my 4 year old’s interest for more than a couple of episodes — They are so yesterday’s news…

  40. Martha! I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR OPINION ON ANYONE’S SEXUAL PREFERENCES!

  41. The Dooblebops…my, my…not that I really give two shits about the Dooblebops at all, but it is late at night and
    being an insomniac I am bored, so I posting a reply. However, given that my neice finds the Dooblebops amusing, I am more
    than happy to put them on the television, if it keeps her from throwing a fit! So, whether they are gay, cross dressers, or
    if an 18 year old is somehow oddly attached to them…I don’t care..they shut my neice up, and that’s all that matters.
    However, I did find Jesse’s post about the Adentures of Priscilla being very funny..I remember seeing that movie,
    and thinking “what the fuck is this?”. LOL. Anyways, I am all about the Dooblebops for giving me some peace and quite in
    the mornings whenever I am watching my neice…even in all their self-indulgence and immorality..Steve…LOL..Go Disney!

  42. I just can’t believe all of this over a KIDS show. It’s for kids so why are you all complaining so much? My kids love the show and I have kinda come to like it too. Even though I’m way past being a kid. But by the looks of things on here there are a lot of childish people still out there. There are kids who read this and I can’t believe you all are using the language that you do. Boy everyone needs to grow up and get a life, sounds like most of you are just jealous that you didn’t come up with the show first and you’re not making the big buck off it. LOL

    Have a great day everyone!!

  43. NO KIDS ALLOWED HERE! You must be eighteen to view this site.

    Hey, I just made the initial post and reply every once in a while when someone says something funny or stupid.

  44. dude, moe is just as gay as rooney, if not more so. i mean, for chrissakes,
    the man wears knee pads. whaddaya think those are for anyways?
    and why do they all have stigmata on their hands?

  45. HAHAHHAHAHA!

    Knee pads! Stigmata! Reasonably close approximation of correct grammar and punctuation! You get a B+!

  46. his knee pads are the equivalent of his drums, just as dee dee has piano keys on her dress and plays the keyboard and rooney’s suit actually looks like a huge deformed guitar. also i am sure they come in handy when he breakdances and screws up, which i am sure they edit out because i have never seen him screw up……uh oh….gotta go……time to pull the rope. speaking of rope, wouldn’t it be great if we could all have those wash and wear clothes moe has? he is wet, shakes it off, then dry….what an idea!! (yes i know no caps that’s too much work) GO DOODLEBOPS hey, i have a caps lock button….who knew?

  47. I HATE THE DOODLEBOPS! THEY MUST DIE!

  48. sandi: b-
    Dave: c

  49. Ok… Lets all be reasonable…and agree that…The DOODLEBOPS have really catchy
    songs! I spent the whole day singing the bus song!!*lets get on the bus…*
    I am not really a big fan, but I have farmer vision, so thats like the only thing on
    in the morning. All I know is that they lipsink… if you listen really closely you
    Can tell! That is all I have to say on the subject, and oh ya, Jesse heres the funny,
    Why did the dog cross the road?? He was riding the chicken!! Ha Ha Ha Ha!! Funny eh?

  50. ok first of all im not 18 and up but im looking at this site go ahead and throw a bitch fit about that!mabey after your done with your bitching about people making spelling errors!and you guys must be 18 and up if thats what your buddy jesse keeps bitching abut but most of you sound about thirteen!i mean my goodness! i think you all need to take a break from your computer and those kiddie cartoons!i mean never have i herd such a commotion over a show like 2 year olds watch. and for those of you who hat the doodlebops whipdie fucking dew!!!!!! it was made for children and unless you are children you dont have to like it there for you dont have to even talk about it unless your stupid and dont have anything better to do then sit on your asses and make fun of a kids show im and most likly alot yonger then all of you and i have alot more maturity then some of you! its crazy.and jesse probly got at least 1% of your joke thats how “smart” he is i mean come on people the doodlebops just for one show make probly more than you do for 1 show then you do in 1 week how sad is that!(for you) i mean good gosh!!!!

  51. Nicole: Ha ha ha ha! Funny indeed!

    Nikkie: That was amazing!

  52. What is wrong with you people debating over a clean, entertaining television show designed for the viewing of the younger audience? Jesse, I don’t know you and after reading your absolutely disrespectful opinionated views of the show much less your lack of appropriate language on a child’s site, I don’t care to but as adults we need to focus more on the happiness and safety of our youngsters and setting a good example for them. Gay used to be a term meaning happiness and the rainbow use to be something to illustrate a new beginning but in today’s society both have rendered to become nothing more than mere trash and quite frankly the whole situation is embarrasing!!

    I understand freedom of speech and the right to be respected as individuals but lately it seemas as if this world as been attacked by a series of whacks!!! There is absolutely nothing wrong with the Doodlebops and the three of them’s talents expressed through Disney for children’s mere entertainment. This comment is not intended to offend anyone and their opinions but to state the obvious that most adults are not setting good examples for the future and now we all have to suffer the consequences. No longer is about our children but ourselves and that just is wrong. If you think that I am full of hot air and don’t know what I am talking about then simply open your eyes to what is taking place in the world around us. Highspeed chases, Erotic scenes displayed in the public eye, wars with other countries, unexpected forces of Hurricanes, etc. We are stuck in a series of unfortunate events outside of the movie and the consequences of what we have chosen to accept in modern society. What once was an act of discipline in our children’s lives has now been seen as acts of abuse even if it is a minor slap on the hand. This has led to disruption in the school systems and all the tragic events occuring as a result. This world needs more shows like the Doodlebops to illustrate that there is more to this world than the negativity many adults display and teenagers as a result of what is heard and seen in the process. I am appauled by the acts of today and it would take some kind of miracle to stop this world from becoming destroyed by others selfish and destructive acts for whatever reason. Why can’t Rooney just be seen as a happy individual entertaining children instead of being labeled as some type of “Queer” by others that come across as merely defensive and shallow. You people know who you are I don’t need to represent some form of conscience you make you all realize this.

    We need to quit the arguing and fighting and learn to appreciate the good that this world has left to offer. I could write a book on Debate but that is not really necessary. If you don’t like the Doodlebops I am sure you can find your remote control!!!!

  53. Meg: this is not a fucking children’s site and if you don’t like it, I’m sure that you can find your remote control as well.

    This page is quickly becoming a strange social experiment. What lunacy will people leave in comment form for me to read?

  54. It’s extremely ignorent for you to judge a show you apparently don’t watch
    and i can’t believe you’re stupid enough to think that kids don’t come into
    this website b/c if you type in doodlebops this site pops up. I know this
    is a free country and everyone has a right to their own opinion but you
    obviously need to keep yours to yourself.

  55. I think they are hecka funny. And yes I think Rooney is HELLA GAY!!! His moves are the tell “tail” signs of a queen!
    My son watches them and likes them. I watch just to hear Rooney talk. LOL….Is Moe African American? I think he
    might be considering his features and the break dancing…not that I’m stereotyping or anything…LOL As for DeeDee,
    I think she is a good singer….if that’s her voice. The only thing that bothers me is that I think the show is cut
    and pasted together. Or seems to be, if you notice the audience, you’ll see the same people in very episode…….That’s my 2 cents worth….oh yeah….one more thing….DON’T PULL THE
    ROPE!!!!

  56. K: I didn’t say that kids don’t come here, I said that this is not a fucking children’s site. I don’t watch the doodlebops anymore because my roommates’ child does not watch it anymore.

    Lucy: I like DeeDee’s voice too, and yes, they probably only filmed the audience at one or two concerts. They probably tape their “live” performances in an empty auditorium.

  57. whos chad whos jothan

  58. So rooney is a mo….does that mean moe is a rooney???
    any way mazz is hot!!!!!

  59. There are picture of all of them on google. All you have to do is type in their real names Moe: Jonathan Wexler,
    DeeDee: Lisa J. Lennox and Rooney: Chad McNamara. Just do an image search and you will find them w/ out the makeup.
    My 2 year old loves the show. I wasn’t sure about it at first but its very catchy. I sing along with all the songs
    Yes i am a big goofball.

  60. Jesse…..did I spell your name correctly………..ARE YOU………did I spell”you” right………ADDICTED TO…….did I spell “to”
    right………THE CHAIR……..did I spell “chair” right……….IN Front Of……………did I spell “front” right……OF YOUR…..did I
    did I spell “your” right……………CHAIR? Oh, by the way did I get “chair” right?

  61. Weenie, your spelling appears to be correct, but your sentence deciphers to something like:
    “Jesse ARE YOU ADDICTED TO THE CHAIR IN Front Of OF YOUR CHAIR?”

    That doesn’t make a lot of sense. Neither does bucketass’s post.

    Krystal: you get an A for your comment because it is sane. Hooray!

  62. JESSEE… I WAS WONDERING…..(did I spell “was” right) ……..IF YOU WERE….(did I spell “you” right……ADDICTED TO YOUR…
    (did I get addicted right)……..CHAIR IN FRONT OF…..(did I spell “front” right…….YOUR COMPUTER…did I get “computer” right? The Doodlebops have helped so many children learn to dance and develop their sense of balance. Why are you so down on them?

  63. Are you on SSI or something and that is why you are so jealous of someone who can enhance our children’s future in a positive way?
    Just kidding……You’re cool…especially to have the nerve to come back like you do. Retirement favors you, son.

  64. Only 35 years until retirement, indeed. That is, if I get to retire.

    I post from many computers. I get emails when people leave comments.

  65. I love the Doodlebops. So does my 2 year old, but Rooney and Moe are definitely bottoms. DeeDee is a regular faghag.

  66. what i meant was…………
    if rooney is a ho[moe] is moe a rooney?????
    waht doesn’t make sense is that no posts aboot bus driver bob!!!!
    who cares anway they’re canadian and we all know canadians are nuts!!!!

  67. bucketass: hoRooney would have been funnier.

    Akila: easy on the f-word.

  68. Man, oh man, oh man! My 4 year old and 1 year old have been watching the Doodlebops for some time now. Just today I thought, “I’m going to google ‘Doodlebops’ and see what comes up. As I scrolled down the page, I saw and entry that said, “The Doodlebops are okay, fun to watch because I swear Rooney is gay”. I started laughing out loud. I just HAD to check out this site! As i started reading, it occurred to me that i had found the site I was looking for. I thought the same thing when I first saw the show. Roonie slurrs his S’s, walks like a gay man and wears a jumpsuit. You know what they say, If it looks like shit, smells like shit and tastes like shit; it must be shit. Roonie - you’re gay. I also thought that Moe must be a black dude with no rhythm - why else would he be working this show? Looks like I was wrong on that one. It’s a white guy that can’t act. And DeeDee. Poor DeeDee. When I looked up her image online, I realized that she is an attractive woman. Is is that hard to find a job in Canada that she had to let her manager talk her into this gig? I mean, there are plenty of porn sites that I’m sure would be glad to take her. Do I watch it? Yes, I do. But only because my boys do. And somehow, they seem to be learning lessons from the show - God help us all.
    Jasper

  69. why are you putting the doodlebops down. to make you feel more important, its
    discusting. What exactley is this site for, to put the doodlebops down. Find
    something better to do w/ your pathetic lives. I’m OUT!

  70. Jasper: “tastes like shit”? Have you been eating shit? That’s pretty gross. I’m glad to see people tackling DeeDee because the other two are really played out, but I only give you a B because your porn comment was clunkily worded, and if I would have made such a joke I would have named dropped one of the independant porn sites out of Montreal where the girls have French accents. Not that I have ever… you know… uh…

    Sike: this site is for me to make jokes for my friends, but this post has turned into an out-of-control frenzy to either hate on the doodlebops or hate on me for hating on the doodlebops.

    Okay folks, I’m about halfway to pushing the button to lock out comments because I’m tired of hearing people’s commentary on whether or not any of the characters have one sexual preference or another. I’m especially tired of people who come here uninvited and act like I spend all day trashing the doodlebops. This is post 261 out of more than 500. All but one of the rest do not mention this kid’s show. Noah doesn’t even watch it any more. The comments had better get funnier or I’m stopping the bus before we even get to the concert.

    Now if I can just get these dancing shoes off. I can’t stop!

  71. Lets all grow up and stop talking trash on a show that makes our children smile and gives us 30 minutes of free time. They are educational, lovable, and can sing alot better than some top artists, like Shakira for instance! If more shows were like this in the world these kids wouldn’t be hurting on another when they are at school! Lets all love the doodlebops!!

  72. heidi: I like Shakira.

  73. Wow. Only a B. Oh well, I guess I’ll share my ‘B’ with everybody else because:
    I promise to share; I promise to care; All together as a team; Just stick to it, we can do it; We can do anything;
    Stand tall; Say it loud; We’re together and we’re proud; DeeDee, Rooney, Moe, Jasper; Yeah - We’re The Doodlebops.
    Oh, and, I only eat shit when I have enough mayo - or when I get a ‘B’. Montreal porn sites…. Google, here I come.

  74. Wow, this is absolutely absurd. Are you all actually adults? If so, get a grip, a life, or psychological help. You are talking about a CHILDREN’S SHOW for crying out loud. If they are so awful, why are you so obsessed with this blog? Find something else to do.

  75. Anita: You get an A! Despite my best efforts, not everyone who comes here is an adult — even those people over 18.

  76. Okay, so I read threw some of the stuff on here. Just to set things straight about Chad (Rooney) is he NOT gay. He likes girls, and actually has a girlfriend. His little 10 second role on “Queer as Folk” was just a great paying gig he got. Nothing more. It is called acting people.

  77. FOR ME AS A SINGER I think the doodlebops are very musically tuned i was shocked to hear all the music sounding like musice and and the harmony actualy blending as it supose too!! yah i sing along with them because i love music!! but Rooney is definately my favorite he is really cute!!!But on the real tip the doodlebops in an overall great show!and yes i’m 18 but i’ll holla at yall later

  78. Stephanie: Thanks for the update, but I still don’t care about anyone’s sexual orientation. In your post you should have used the word “through” instead of “threw.” Otherwise your comment’s spelling and grammar earn you a B+.

    Camilia: Your enthusiasm is greater than your spelling ability. You get a C-.

  79. Jesse, I like this blog but I think you really should have bleeped the profound words since there are children who are reading and posting replies. My 2 and 4 year olds love the Doodlebobs, Lazy Town, Dora, Blues, even Jack’s Big Music Show. I guess they take after me, I love music of all kinds.

  80. Mom Misty: I looked into a way to add a rating to my site, but it’s unnecessarily complicated. I’m hoping that parents do not give their children unfettered access to the internet until they are ready for those children to read everything that’s out there. I mean, it’s like two clicks from anywhere to hard core porn. Whether or not I let loose with a few effenheimers will injure a child far less than the farmyard emails that arrive in my inbox every hour on the hour.

  81. Jesse: I know you really don’t care about anyone’s sexual orientation. I was just trying to state it for the people on here saying Chad was gay. I know he would hate to have more rumours started about him. I was just trying to set things straight and look out for him. That’s all. Have a nice day everyone :)

  82. Okay honestly I am n college and the ONLY reason i happened to end up watching it was that i sleep with the tv on and i had an early class and i heard the most annoying music and looked and saw THEM…i must admit they did grow on me though because i woke up the that dumb theme song but it’s not for us to like anyway that is why its on playschool disney and while everyone is talkin smack they are still cashing those checks and for the record and the only reason i know this is because i wanted to see them without makeup so i googled them and they are brother and sister…meaning no one is gay although just from appearances on the show i could see where you could come to that conclusion but they are just doing their jobs and obviously they are doing very well because they have grown men and 13 year olds as a fan base. oh yeaaa..we’re the DOODLEBOPS

  83. YES THEY DID KINDA FREAK ME OUT AT FIRST BUT NOW THAT THEME SONG IS STUCK IN MY HEAD AND I END UP WATCHING IT EVERY TIME I HAVE AN EARLY CLASS. I GUESS IT DOES GROW ON YOU DISTURBING? YES… BUT THERES WORSE OUT THERE.. AND I THOUGHT THE ORANGE ONE WAS BLACK 2 LOOK AT HIS LIPS WHEN HES MADE UP..Doodleboops thats whats up have A GOOD DAY AND IM NOT THAT FUNNY THIS EARLY IN THE AM SO SORRY

  84. OK, so the Doodleops huh? Well despite all questions about Rooney being gay who cares, it’s for kids. Don’t worry your kid will not end up gay if they watch it! (My Husband thinks differently, but he’s from Europe which makes him 1/2 gay anyway…sry) Well I think this discussion should be focused on the Boohbahs…WTF? What the f**k are those things they look like retarded versions of the cuppie dolls…Doodlebops, I can handle the Doodlebops but not the test tube rejects called the Boohbahs. I thank the Lord everyday that my son gets up an hour to late no Boohbahs in this house. Not that I’d let him watch it even if he was awake….Yeah I’m 24 I’m a stay at home Mom and the Doodlebops save my ass, when it comes to getting things done around the house! I just wanna hear what you all think about the Boohbahs. Sorry about my punctuation Jesse, my 2 yr old at me feet. Have A GREAT DAY EVERYONE!!!!!!

  85. I am reading this and laughing my butt off because I can’t believe that people have this much to say about the show. I feel for Jesse who is just having fun but everyone is taking this very seriously. Jesse I typed this fast and don’t really care about mistakes so kill me!! I have to say that I do listen to the show but try not to watch it. It doesn’t interest my one year old, she is very scared of them. She crys, but the songs are very catchy! The best is the rapping bus driver who the coolest. He is such a nerd and his pants are way to tight!! You could see his private area a little to clearly with those tight pants on. Yes, before you make comments, I have noticed it and looked ok! Thank god small children don’t focus on things like that. Anyway, I enjoy reading the comments on this site and people need to lighten up a bit. My goodness learn to laugh, it’s all in fun. I am on here because I was looking for a CD version of the songs and typed in Doodlebops on goggle and this site caught my eye. Now I cant seem to leave. That goes to show you what type of nerd I am, I am actually looking for a CD of the songs! YIKES!! Next I will be blasting the songs from my car radio, which I do now with the Wiggles CD. Yes I need help!!

  86. Deedee is hot without the makeup. I don’t care about the 2 dudes… they are white noise. The whole thing sucks though, because they are all smelly Canadians.

    My kids like them though so hey you know - whatever gives me 30 minutes of peace.

  87. You people have a lot of time on your hands to spend as much time on here as you have. I have a 2 year old
    daughter that loves the doodlebops. Who care if their gay. Their the first cartoon (if ou want to call them a
    cartoon) that can actually sing and dance.

  88. anyone know where i can find a deedee doodle costume for halloween? for a 7 year old girl.

  89. Check E-Bay

  90. Moe is soooooooooooooooooooooo hottt!

    Rooney tlks gay

  91. I LOVE MOE DOODLE!!!!!!!!

  92. my 20 month old granddaughter loves the doodlebops! she really loves MOE. Everything she see that is orange she calls it MOE. I would love to know where we can purchase some doodlebops stuff…..Keep up the good work doodlebops…keep the shows going,

  93. Let me simply say that Rooney, while truly terrifying in his costume, is quite the hottie in real life, going by his publicity photo. I’m one bi-guy who would do him in a heartbeat. Not if he had that cosume on, of course (okay - maybe if he had that costume on).

    And Moe, well, his name is MOE, for Christ’s sake. Any questions? And the kneepads pretty much close that deal. But I suspect that if I was with him, I’d probably want to be the one with the kneepads. And here, I’ll say it: He is sexy as hell even WITH the goofy costume. (And I cannot frigging believe that I just said that).

    As for Deedee, she could turn a bi-guy like myself quite totally gay, very quickly. YIKES!!!!

  94. I give this whole thread an A… It made for very entertaining reading. I was doing a search on Doodlebops because it was on TV and my 2 year old daughter actually sits through the whole thing. I have learned a lot from this thread… That Rooney may or maynot be gay… that there are people who hate the Wiggles… That teenagers actually watch a show meant to entertain toddlers, hmmmmm. Don’t know what to say bout that. I do think it is amazing that this thread has continued from June 25! That is amazing. Well. Here’s to the Doodlebops who have inspired this wonderful conversation that has stood the test of time…

  95. Hi I hate the doodle BopS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  96. You guys suck

  97. Sorry that I have been too busy to leave snide comments about each post. I’ll do better in the future.

    BTW: Noah actually watched the Doodlebops this morning, so the intro to the theme song is rolling around my head.

  98. okay about the doodlebops what do they look like without all their makeup and stage props? are they hot? and most of all where teh fuck do i find pictures of them without their makeup

  99. I watched the Doodlebops this morning I LOVE them I watch it every morning I’m posesed!!!!!!! Moe is sooo hot I found a pic of him and LOVE it!!!! I want to be a doodlebop for Halloween and I’m 13 I know omg!!!!!

  100. I really love the doodlebops. My kids really enjoy them…

    I do have some words for Steve, post #25…
    I think you need to get a clue. It’s people like you who make Christians out to be judgemental freaks who condemn any and everything of the world. Let’s not forget that children are not innocent, they were born into sin…yeah remember. How can you go around judging people and a kids show? What is the point? Maybe you should check yourself because if you get some enjoyment out of posting scripture on websites to condemn people, you got the whole witnessing for Christ wrong. We are to love the people hate the sin. It’s people like you who turn off others to how awesome God really is. It’s sad that people view us Christians in such a negative way. Instead of posting condemnation, why not scripture of how much Christ loves us and desires for us to be part of His family? Jesus didn’t die on the cross for us so we in turn can condemn the very people He died for…It’s true, we are to put away all foolish and childish things, but HELLO, THEY ARE KIDS. And as parents we are to decipher what they watch and train them in what we believe and what the Bible says. So often I find that people like to take scripture and twist it to their own liking. The Doodlebops is entertainment and I haven’t seen them condoning any sin. Until then, my kids will be watching The Doodlebops…

  101. Ok….

    I am a mother of 2 girls ages 1 and 3. I am EXTREAMY critical of kids shows. Not so much for the style but for the gayness…cheesiness etc. I have a number of shows that I have gone out of my way to shield my children from. Barney, Wiggles, Stanley…..

    Bottom line I do this because I personally think those things are lame. Do any of them have poor meanings or are any detrimental to my kids….NO! There is so much other crap in this world to be shielding my kids from the LEAST of my worries is the freakin doodlebops. So the blue one is a TOTAL flamer….so what? Is my 3 year old gonna pick up on that….NO! Unless he starts boning someone on camera…I think we are all ok.

    We all need to calm down a bit…its the DOODLEBOPS. Unless they give Saddam Hussein a show or worse yet…Rosie O’donnel…(oh shit…that already happened).

    Also, it’s the old addage….if u don’t like what u see….TURN THE CHANNEL.

    Oh yeah btw…..boobah is disturbing..!

    PS…My spelling sux ( i embrace it) I AM to lazy to spell check so don’t ask me. I am getting to old and set in my ways to care anymore….HAHAHAHHAHAH

  102. the doddle bops are for children as you can tell. I know alot of my family is gay,people need to except what they are and what they stand for. you see gay people on tv all the time. elen degeneris, will and grace, mtv room raiders, mtv show next. It dosnt matter rather rooney (chad) is gay or not there is nothing wrong. he is doing something for children. It is his personal life. people should be worried about them selfs. They are giving all of their time to this show. I believe that people should worrie about their education, jobs, and other things instead of if chad is gay or not. I am sorry if i have offended anyone, however it is none of your concern of who is gay. It is their nature, they are the one who is attracted to someone of the same sex. Will and grace, elen, room raiders, next, and other tv shows are trying to tell the youth gayness is not bad, people watch these shows to laugh with the actors not at them for being something that is “wrong”. If you are going to be so concerned about gayness then keep it to your self and no one else. No one needs your critsism.

  103. your comment on spell check jesse is so stupid you wasted your time with this web site our president george bush is fighting a war over oil in my opinion. and we are worried about the doodle bops grow up!! how old are you jesse telling people they need to do spell check on their words. remember that not everyone can be as smart as you. You will get the wrong person reading this web site, and they will do something about it. It was a good idea to have a message board but about something so stupid. You need to have a web site on war, or somehting that matters in life. If the doodle bops can help a french person speak our language than that tells you this tv show is not as stupid as everyone thinks, pretty smart idea disney. chad is hot

  104. I’m creating a new letter grade for breyann.

    Breyann, you get an “I” for “Insane ramble.”

    Aliki gets a “C.”

    Cam gets a “B.”

    Becky is banned for being too young to read this site.

    Kayleena gets a “F.”

  105. Jesse…

    Thank u for the C it is probably better than any grade i ever got in highschool! damn ADHD…HAHHAHAHAHHAH I WILL TAKE IT!

  106. My sis is Becky i’m with ya the Doodlebops stink I know i’m too young!!!

  107. insane ramble thank you so muck i really appriciate it alot. a whole new letter from me !!! how sweet jesse thank you. keep up the awful work. but i am right about the whole gayness thing on tv. turn the television on some time you’ll be grossed out jesse so maybe you shouldnt. WOW AN I….!!!!!

  108. I ment to say thank you so “much” sorry I wasnt the smartest person in my class…I was 7th from the bottom hehehe I am sorry I have took the whole gay thing out of wack, I just get mad when people say things about them…my family is gay you know. so jesse I am saying sorry.I hope you except my apologie.I have read some things you said, and I realize that maybe you are not aginst them. You said “Christie: Yes,they do rock, but you’re missing the point — I’m not calling them gay, I said that they look like cross-dressing clowns, which by any measure is pretty funny. Whether or not they are gay I certainly do not care,and if you called me gay, you’d be mostly wrong, and I’d make a joke out of it. Honestly, Rooney is hunky without the makeup. Yow!” you also said “Me: You are absolutely right, but you are not me. I am me, and you are you. Otherwise I agree with you.” So I am sorry for seeing something you never even said. So sorry.

  109. You are doing a great job in order to have 110 people respond. okay i am done for today

  110. breyann: the internet is full of misunderstandings. Plus, since this is my site, I could delete all the posts that I disagree with, so by keeping them out there maybe I am supplying some implied approval. The only approval that I am explicitly giving is that people are allowed to have their own feelings and opinions. We need people like you to react strongly to small-minded people, and hopefully people like me to disagree with them more subtly.

    I’m not changing your letter grade. ;)

  111. thanks for not changing my letter it was very thoughtful of you to give me an i

  112. oh by the way i am very proud to say jesse mullan made a whole new letter for me !!!!!

  113. I think that all you people out there, if you have nothing good to say then don’t.
    The Doodlebops was created for children, not for you stupid idiots out there who thinks
    that the characters are gay. they were put there for a reason and they are doing a
    damn good job. Keep up the good work. You make kids smile.

  114. I’ve been skimming this thread. I really get a kick out of “London” going off
    on everybody. She’d have a hayday with me. I can’t stop tuning into the doodles.
    I’ve got it bad for DeeDee. Does anyone else want to have sex with her while she’s
    wearing that costume? At first, it freaked me out. Now I’m sexually attracted to
    it. I guess that makes me the freak. And yes, London, I’m wasting precious
    moments of my life. But when I die, I doubt I’ll be stressing about it much. :)

  115. DODD: wow. Just wow.

  116. Rest in peace rosa parks..who died. Three cheers for her….hip hip horay..hip hip horay…hip hip horay

  117. what the crap is wrong with you people get a life dont watch it if you dont like it! it give me a good 30 min for the lil ones to be quiet so stfu

  118. haha omg im being a doodlebop for halloween!! im being moe.

  119. it has been 6 days and nothing from jesse. are you okay jesse? i am kinda concerned to not here any coments from
    you.

  120. I’m fine, I just had a lot of drinking to do. How are you?

  121. good thanks. drinking for halloween time. good job. oh by the way happy halloween and have f.u.n. if you know
    what i mean

  122. How old is the chick that plays Dee Dee? She looks over 21

  123. tom, this isn’t imdb.

  124. welcome back jesse

  125. These doodlebops are most likley laughing all the way to the bank. So slam them all you want.
    They’re taking northamerica by storm.
    Ps. Karmas a bitch, so for an adult tearing apart this show ment for…… no wait, your acting the age.

  126. I locve moe and without his make-up he is hot

  127. I only came upon this site in my search for hot pictures of Lisa without the Deedee stuff on—still looking. I’m quite amused by all the brouhaha over this insignificant trio on their 13th minute (”and we’re here to stay!”…yeahhh surrrrrre). As for Rooney being gay, the odds are better than 50:50, but then I think Dennis the goldfish is gay. Off to the Wiggles fansites looking for pictures of the chick who plays Officer Beeples.

    Russell

  128. […] er’s blog entitled XOPL.” Hating on the Doodlebops? That’s my goddamn bag! SEE: http://jpmullan.com/blog/261/the-doodlebops That’s it. No more posting ever. Leave a Reply Name […]

  129. Also, I seem to have slipped to page two of the google results for Doodlebops. This has not stemmed the tide of doodle-related visitors.

  130. my opinion is that if ypu people think the dodlebops are gay then dont fucken watch it my son loves the doddlebps
    remeber how people used to say barney was gay dont be stupid so all the good shows have to be gay.

  131. You Know what they are not gay The guys are hot (expecially rooney) and the only reason you dont like them is your
    Jeolous and Guess what you dont have to watch them because they wasnt broght to the air to entertain you its here to
    Entertain little kids (hell if you want to go watch some porn)(unless you are gay)THIS COMMENT IS FOR JESSE BLOG

  132. You Are A Completely Inane Freak

  133. You Are A Completely Insane Freak

  134. ARBF: Amazing!

    dalila: the word “you” does not normally have the letter “p” in it.

  135. IM CRACKING UP HERE! SOME OF THE POSTS ON THIS BOARD ARE DOWNRIGHT HILARIOUS!!! THEN OTHERS ARE JUST
    OH SO RETARDED! IM WONDERING WHAT THE AGE GROUP HERE IS. MY THREE YEAR OLD SON LOVES THE
    DOODLEBOPS AND SO DO I! THEY ARE CUTE….ALTHOUGH I DO AGREE THAT ROONIE IS GAY.

  136. yes, rooney is gay…and? moving along. my 18 month old watches. but i have to confess. usually, he leaves the room…and i keep watching. i like rooney’s dancing the best. reminds me of my friend’s club moves, big time. moe’s dancing face kinda freak’s me out. he has this sort of pre-orgasm look. it’s his dancing “O” face…a little disturbing. my husband and i sing the songs all day. can’t help it. they get stuck somehow. also, the moose scares me. i mean really terrifies me. it’s just not right.

  137. oh, one more thing. their “hands” are freaky, too. i can’t look at them. but everything else on the show is cool. especially dead-head busdriver bob.

  138. omg me too!! I think he is too I am 13 years old but omg I love the doodlebops!! lol MOe is my favorite!! but me and my mom & my friend all think that Ronney is Gay lol
    Rooney is Gay lol!!

  139. ROONEY IS GAY………AND? NOTHING. NOT A DAMN THING. IM SIMPLY AGREEING WITH THE MAJORITY OF THE
    OPINIONS THAT ROONEY IS INDEED GAY.

    I LOVE BUSDRIVER BOB! AND I REALLY LOVE THE “GET ON THE BUS” SONG. MOE IS TOO CUTE, BUT AFTER SEEING A
    PICTURE OF HIM WITHOUT MAKE UP, IVE GOT TO SAY HE LOOKS ALOT CUTER WITH IT. HE DIDNT LOOK AT ALL LIKE
    I EXPECTED HIM TOO.

    THE SONGS ARE SO FUN! I GET THEM STUCK IN MY HEAD ALL THE TIME. ITS PROBABLY SAD THAT MY SON TELLS ME
    TO TURN THE SONGS OFF BEFORE I GET TIRED OF THEM. LOL!!!!!!

  140. I HOPE LISA COMES BACK. HER COMMENT “Scary that she is watching and listening to the same stuff as my 3 year old. She’s obviously a little “slow”.” WAS A BIT RETARDED. SHE MUST BE TONS OF FUN. I GUESS I SHOULDNT ADMIT THAT I LIKE CARTOONS TOO??? SPONGEBOB IS AWESOME! LOL!

  141. i think the doodlebops rock u can say wat u twant to about them all i got 2 say is i love them

  142. i watch the doodlebops. rooney is clearly queer. but who cares? he’s still my favorite.

  143. First, Teresa, pre-orgasm? LMFAO. I would have to say that was the first post to make me truly laugh. At first, while I was ready the initial posts, I was becoming annoyed with the people bashing, BUT, now it’s just strange to see people are focusing on that when Bus Driver Bob is clearly the freakiest one on the show. If I sasw a guy dressed like him trying to rap around my kids I would probably punch him in the face. The Boobahs make me stupid. My husband changed it to the Boobahs one day for my kids, and I swear when it was over my brain fuction had stopped…I was drooling and my eyes were shiny. The Doodlebops are definately a show I would prefer not to watch, but mostly because I am not akid, and I don’t particular like to watch adults dance around perpetually smiling. Wonder if they have to smoke something to mae them that happy. That said, I don’t mind the Wiggles because three of the four of them started the show while they were in school, and they were going to school to become preschool teachers(something about a male preschool teacher is a bit of a turn on, though I don’t know why.) The fourth (the sleepy one) was addicted to drugs for a long time though, and this made me cringe. Kids will watch what they watch, and as long as there is no sex or major violence(Bugs Bunny and friends excluded) I am pretty open.

  144. well hello jesse,
    nice to hear you it has been a while scence i have heard from you. well the doodlebops are upgrading there television show. sso i dont know if that is good or not but they are being okay now. well i dont want to get another i for being insane hehehe. bye

  145. Are these the kind of people that live in our society? No wonder we have problems tod ay - I’m talking about theres nothing wrong with the doodlebops; but your e mailers seem to have di distorted minds … don’t you think?

  146. Bus Driver Bob is gay with rooney in real life.

  147. went on vacation and had a break from the doodlebops. came back. had to watch. yep, still love ‘em. they are quality entertainment for the whole family. i am abolutely addicted to rooney’s gayness. the old geezer moose still freaks me out, though. hey, and what about those powder-wig heads? what’s up with that? how is that supposed to entertain kids instead of scare the poop out of them? not cool.

  148. Jeff: zero points. Well, maybe a few, because you have successfully introduced an image into my brain that will last for years. I’ll never be lonely again!

    Teresa: I think that there’s a certain amount of Pee Wee’s Playhouse in the Doodlebops — kind of a John Waters for kids diluted by about 6000 gallons of Disney. I’d probably be happier if there was less Disney in the equation.

  149. Relax people! I think the DoodleBops were created for our children’s entertainment! I have a 17-month-old daughter who just loves them…and as long as they are teaching her valuable lessons (like they do) while stoking her love of music, I will watch them and love them too! Who cares if Rooney is gay? He doesn’t promote or advocate it on the show in any way…and Moe is so adorable!

    As for the DoodleBops going against God……I think we could say that of just about everything if we examined it closely enough, couldn’t we?

  150. jesse - i waited forever to get some kind of doodleboppish validation from you and that’s all i get? nothing about moe’s dancing “O” face? nothing about boppish glove-hands? nothing about colonial talking heads? c’mon!
    p.s. i’ll give $1000 to anyone who can get rooney, moe, dee dee, or bob to comment

  151. p.p.s. carol, the show would be SO much better if rooney DID promote and advocate his gaysuality on the show. i would watch twice a day if there were a show with the rooner trying to convert little kids.

  152. I LOVE ROONEY!

  153. teresa: you actually got a thoughtful response to your comment. Most people I just ignore. Besides, I have a whole website to run, not just this one post.

  154. you are OH SO right. thanks, now i can sleep.

  155. (i guess i just like to be slapped around a little)

  156. teresa: don’t we all…

  157. ok, jesse, i am curious. i am now less interested in this web site, and more in you. what’s your story?

  158. teresa: I don’t know if you know this, but this is just one page of my website. It shouldn’t be too hard to figure out how to get to the rest of it: http://jpmullan.com

    Now, once you’ve read a few pages you’ll probably just be even more confused, but it would be a better start than hollering in the comments section of this post. If you’d like to skip the middle man, there is a “contact me” link somewhere on this and every page. The short form is that I am a SWM, 30, full-time student and part-time web developer seeking brilliant woman. I rent from my two best friends who are married to each other, have a three year old, and are my backup family. I’m back in school to pursue my first degree.

    Bla bla bla, I’m hesitant to give the crazies who can’t operate the internet any fodder to make fun of me.

  159. i guess i am one of the crazies that doesn’t know how to operate the internet…i went to your site. much more “fodder” (see above). i don’t know what to say. uh…i own a subaru, too…? sorry, i don’t get it. despite the fact that i found this site, i am not a computer chick. is there a way to write to you from your (er, what do they call it)…blog? the stuff that goes on in your head is fascinating. and pretty fu#@in’ funny! you have my info, right? write to me. i give you my permission. the place you directed me is over my head. or something like that.

  160. Okay, apparently no one else on here has children and watches the DoodleBops for their OWN entertainment?

  161. Carol: ah! Back to normal doodlebop comments! My morning routine doesn’t sync up with the doodlebops anymore, so I haven’t caught more than a few seconds in a while. Noah still watches when it is on, but he hasn’t beat on my guitar and sang the theme song in a while.

  162. ME & MY KIDS LOVE THE DOODLEBOPS & SO WHAT IF ONE OF THEM R GAY IT DOES MATER TO THE KIDS THEY DON’T KNOW IF HE IS OR NOT THEY R TO SMALL TO KNOW SO WHO CARES IF HE IS GAY I SAY LET HIM BE MAYBE THAT WHAT OUR KIDS NEED THESE DAYS TO SEE A GAY PERSON PLAYING SOMEONE THEY LIKE TO WATCH

  163. IF U GUYS DON’T LIKE THE DOODLEBOPS THEN WHY R U WATCHING THEM & TALKING ABOUT THEM IT DOESN’T MATER IF WE LIKE THEM IT MATERS IF OUR KIDS LIKE THEM & MY KIDS DO & I HAPPEN TO LIKE THEM TOOO SO THAT WORKS OUT GOOD FOR ME THAT I CAN WATCH TV W/MY KIDS & NOT GET MAD CUZ I HAVE TO WATCH SOMETHING I DON’T LIKE BUT I LIKE THE DOODLEBOPS

  164. OH ONE MORE THING THE DOODLEBOPS R BOTHERS & SISTER ON THE SHOW HOW COULD THEY GO AFTER EACH OTHER TO THE PEOPLE WHO DON’T LIKE THE DOODLEBOPS GO AWAY & LEAVE THEM ALONE

    ITS A SHOW FOR KIDS

  165. KIM: AMAZING! JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THAT ALL THE FUN HAD BEEN DRAINED OUT OF THIS POST AND ALL THE COMMENTS, YOU COME ALONG AND DROP THREE AWESOME POSTS IN MY LAP! YOU GET AN “A”!

    Seriously, though, you should probably learn how to operate the caps lock. It goes both “ON” and “off.” Please consider using the “off” position. I won’t even go into your spelling. Did you write your comments on a cell phone? 88077702629999444664 (For those of you who don’t have a cell phone, I just spelled out “u r amazing.”)

  166. Seriously, do you know how many Internet Etiquette rules you are breaking by typing in all caps? Well… one… don’t type in all caps.

  167. well well i havnt been on here in a long time i see jesse you are back to your thing good job.

  168. Well, I have a 3 year old and 2 year old that watch the doodlebops and I can say without pause that after hearing the theme song everyday for 4 months, that it’s actually interfering with my sex life. Is that amusing? Perhaps. However, when that song creeps into your head while getting intimate, it’s not as amusing as you think. I close my eyes in the tub, I hear it. Close my eyes to sleep, I hear it. Trying to work, I hear it. Of course, that’s the issue with all Disney shows, they’re all over played so much, it’s the adults that get them stuck in their heads. As far as kids shows go, it’s about the norm for quality, it just seems to me that they need some new material in a very bad way.

  169. Oh, and I was wondering if anyone else thought that Bus Driver Bob looks really sad and seemed to always be looking for his queue? He’s probably just watching the