Jesse Mullan

Today’s Recipe: Obliteration

Written on Saturday, the 23^rd of April, 2005 at 10:26 pm and was filed under: Food

Ingredients:

• 3 Pints Summit EPA
• 36 Fluid Ounces Summit Maibock
• 24-36 Fluid Ounces Leinenkugel’s Oktoberfest (aged)
• Sake to taste

Directions:

• Drink 3 pints of EPA
• Drink 3 bottles of Maibock
• Drink well-aged Leinenkugel’s until the fridge is empty of beer
• Sake should be consumed warm. After all that drinking, it is advised that you make a double boiler by putting a shotglass of sake into a pan full of boiling water. The danger of an exploding shotglass of alcohol on a gas range makes it more exciting.

I still don’t know what sake tastes like.

Also, I did the math for my likely BAC and it was pretty scary. I’m not gonna share it.

If you’re wondering what consumption of mass quantities will get you, Brown has a nice guide online:
Alcohol and Your Body