Today’s Recipe: Obliteration



  • Drink 3 pints of EPA
  • Drink 3 bottles of Maibock
  • Drink well-aged Leinenkugel’s until the fridge is empty of beer
  • Sake should be consumed warm. After all that drinking, it is advised that you make a double boiler by putting a shotglass of sake into a pan full of boiling water. The danger of an exploding shotglass of alcohol on a gas range makes it more exciting.

I still don’t know what sake tastes like.

Also, I did the math for my likely BAC and it was pretty scary. I’m not gonna share it.

If you’re wondering what consumption of mass quantities will get you, Brown has a nice guide online:
Alcohol and Your Body


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