So how long do I wait to call?

Mike: So how long do I wait to call?
Trent: A day.
Mike: Tomorrow.
Sue: Tomorrow, then a day.
Trent: Yeah.
Mike: So two days?
Trent: Yeah, I guess you could call it that, two days.
Sue: Definitely, two days is like industry standard.
Trent: You know I used to wait two days to call anybody, but now it’s like everyone in town waits two days. So I think three days is kind of money. What do you think?
Sue: Yeah, but two’s enough not to look anxious.
Trent: But I think three days is kind of money. You know because you…
Mike: Yeah, but you know what, maybe I’ll wait 3 weeks. How’s that? And tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and I just happened to run into her number.
Charles: Then ask her where you met her.
Mike: Yeah, I’ll ask her where I met her. I don’t remember. What does she look like? And then I’ll asked if we fucked. Is that… would that be… T, would that be the money?
Trent: You know what. Ha ha ha Mike, laugh all you want but if you call too soon you might scare off a nice baby who’s ready to party.
Mike: Well how long are you guys gonna wait to call your babies?
Trent, Sue: Six days.

4 Responses to “So how long do I wait to call? ”

  1. Unless you guys are total dorks you should call the next day - it not only tells me you like me, it tells me you respect me and you’re also smart enough to relize I’m a catch

  2. Yeah, what she said!

  3. Yeah, what they said. If you wait too long, I promise we will continue to seek someone else. If you call, it shows you’re excited about meeting me which in turn gets me excited, and you can see where this is going.

    Just call her within 36 hours and you should be okay. To be clear, we’re not counting hours, we’re counting possible going out opportunities. So Monday night, Tuesday night, Wednesday night don’t matter as much as Thursday, Friday and Saturday no calls. We could have gotten drinks. We could have met with a group of friends. We could have gone to dinner.

  4. Apparently no one has actually seen Swingers.

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