Too Many Words
Paul (who is one of my most dedicated readers) says that I use too many words. I think that I am already way over my limit on this one, but here are three that he will definitely read:
PAUL IS AWESOME!
He might also read any words involving monkeys, ninjas, pirates, robots, or robot monkey ninja death pirates, especially if the robot monkey ninja death pirate has been drinking. I know I would.
Did you just mention a drunk robot monkey ninja death pirate?
I’m so awesome.