Woo hoo! I’m down to 200 pounds for the first time in years.
“What diet are you on?” you might ask.
“I’m on the see food diet!” I would respond.
Seriously, I eat whatever I want and drink whatever I want. However, I don’t want pop like I used to and I don’t want to eat or drink the gigantic servings that I used to. My key is to never be hungry and to only crave healthy things like pizza and cake.
Of course, that’s probably the lowest that my weight will be today, since it has been known to fluctuate within a ten pound range over a 24 hour period. Nonetheless, hitting this target weight means that it is officially time for chapter two, in which our hero investigates a thing called “exercise.” Will the mysteries never cease?
Despite the torrential downpours, the wedding is still on and theoretically outdoors.