Jesse Mullan

If I were any more naked I’d be impossible

Written on Sunday, the 31^st of July, 2005 at 9:16 pm and was filed under: Diversions

Anyone who is confused by my life raise your hand now.

In Minnesota the saying is to dress in layers. Well, I made a phone call and then took off some layers. I took off some more layers. I took off layers that I wasn’t even wearing, but still heat pressed down on me with a giant monkey hand, pressing me into a sleep full of very strange dreams, almost like hallucinations. According to my window thermometer it is 78 degrees outside and 86 in my room. Ugh.

Depending on your imagination, I may or may not be wearing any pants right now. I suggest that you decide which state is more appealing and only imagine that one. If that state is the state of pantslessness, maybe we should talk.

4 Responses to “If I were any more naked I’d be impossible ”

1. 
   Paulasaurus Rex said on July 31st, 2005 at 8:35 pm

   Don’t you hate pants?

2. 
   Jesse said on July 31st, 2005 at 8:49 pm

   YES!

3. 
   Lisa said on August 1st, 2005 at 7:59 am

   As long as you’re running around in boxers vs. those frilly pink lace panties you like to wear, I’m cool.

4. 
   Jesse said on August 2nd, 2005 at 12:00 am

   But they’re SILK!