Jesse Mullan

Morning people are evil robots in disguise

Written on Thursday, the 15^th of May, 2003 at 10:34 am and was filed under: Diversions

You know how in movies, people always wake up by snapping open their eyes and leaping out of bed? That just ain't right. People who do that are actually evil robots like the Terminator (as played by Arnold “It's not a tumor” Schwarzenegger). Humans wake up slowly, and stumble around until they get their coffee - or until noon, whichever comes first.

Check your friends. Check yourself. Evil robots are everywhere.

One Response to “Morning people are evil robots in disguise ”

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   Jesse’s blog » Wish You Were Here said on July 12th, 2005 at 3:49 pm

   […] . If you see me without my glasses while I am awake, you should probably worry about me. http://jpmullan.com/blog/51 Anyway, somehow I managed to transform my morning routine from an hour to just twenty mi […]