Jesse Mullan

Take Off Your Shirt, Sand Off Your Nipples

Written on Tuesday, the 9^th of August, 2005 at 11:42 am and was filed under: Diversions

Gerg’s gf gave me some different advice for the lady…ing:

You should mess up your hair, and get rid of the socks. Maybe… flip flops? Unless you have weird feet.

The only thing weird about my feet is that I wear size nine wide shoes.

M said on August 10th, 2005 at 12:09 am

uhh, yeah seen the movie lord of the rings? they had 2 hours of make up just to get their feet to look like yours–err like hobbitsesses… :D

(but my feet are prone to super-stank, if that makes you feel any better.) ;D