Jesse Mullan

What Do You Want For Your Birthday?

Written on Tuesday, the 9^th of August, 2005 at 10:33 pm and was filed under: Me

Lisa asked me what I wanted for my birthday. When Melissa used to ask me what I wanted, my response was always the same:

A Blow Job

Somehow I don’t think that would be appropriate to ask for from Lisa.

Stuff:

• A pony
• A monkey
• An acoustic guitar
• A floor tom
• A cowbell
• A Marshall Stack
• A new bike
• A f1.4 or f1.8 50mm lens for a Canon EOS mount
• A gift certificate to the Electric Fetus
• A nice shirt for the Gallery dinner (perhaps with those fashionable diagonal stripes, haha! and flip flops! and an emo haircut!)
• A case of delicous and nutritious Summit beer
• A Dave Chappelle Season Two DVD set
• A bottle of really good tequila

I’m sure there’s more, but you could always check my amazon wishlist.

Note to Cake Woman: I would like a chocolate chocolate chocolate cake. No peanut butter, no caramel. Chocolate. She won’t get this message, so if anyone else wants to slather chocolate frosting on a fudge chocolate German chocolate chocolate swirl chocolate chocolate cake chocolate, I would very much appreciate it.

6 Responses to “What Do You Want For Your Birthday? ”

1. 
   Paulasaurus Rex said on August 9th, 2005 at 9:43 pm

   MORE COWBELL!

   and ps (to cakewoman): Why haven’t you made us cake lately?

2. 
   Jesse said on August 9th, 2005 at 10:28 pm

   Chocolate.

3. 
   Lisa said on August 10th, 2005 at 11:43 am

   A blowjob from me might not be appropriate, but from Stan? Always.

4. 
   Jesse said on August 10th, 2005 at 3:43 pm

   Is he offering?

5. 
   Jesse said on November 8th, 2005 at 11:20 pm

   What did I get?
   NO NO NO
   A Blow Job
   A pony
   A monkey
   A floor tom
   A cowbell
   A Marshall Stack
   A Dave Chappelle Season Two DVD set
   A bottle of really good tequila

   YES YES YES
   An acoustic guitar
   A new bike
   A gift certificate to the Electric Fetus
   A case of delicous and nutritious Summit beer

6. 
   Jesse said on November 8th, 2005 at 11:21 pm

   Also a bloody mary and pancakes. And a hangover.