What Do You Want For Your Birthday?

Lisa asked me what I wanted for my birthday. When Melissa used to ask me what I wanted, my response was always the same:

A Blow Job

Somehow I don’t think that would be appropriate to ask for from Lisa.

Stuff:

  • A pony
  • A monkey
  • An acoustic guitar
  • A floor tom
  • A cowbell
  • A Marshall Stack
  • A new bike
  • A f1.4 or f1.8 50mm lens for a Canon EOS mount
  • A gift certificate to the Electric Fetus
  • A nice shirt for the Gallery dinner (perhaps with those fashionable diagonal stripes, haha! and flip flops! and an emo haircut!)
  • A case of delicous and nutritious Summit beer
  • A Dave Chappelle Season Two DVD set
  • A bottle of really good tequila

I’m sure there’s more, but you could always check my amazon wishlist.

Note to Cake Woman: I would like a chocolate chocolate chocolate cake. No peanut butter, no caramel. Chocolate. She won’t get this message, so if anyone else wants to slather chocolate frosting on a fudge chocolate German chocolate chocolate swirl chocolate chocolate cake chocolate, I would very much appreciate it.

6 Responses to “What Do You Want For Your Birthday? ”

  1. MORE COWBELL!

    and ps (to cakewoman): Why haven’t you made us cake lately?

  2. Chocolate.

  3. A blowjob from me might not be appropriate, but from Stan? Always.

  4. Is he offering?

  5. What did I get?
    NO NO NO
    A Blow Job
    A pony
    A monkey
    A floor tom
    A cowbell
    A Marshall Stack
    A Dave Chappelle Season Two DVD set
    A bottle of really good tequila

    YES YES YES
    An acoustic guitar
    A new bike
    A gift certificate to the Electric Fetus
    A case of delicous and nutritious Summit beer

  6. Also a bloody mary and pancakes. And a hangover.

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