AAAAaaaaaaaaugh
I’m 30!
Time to jump off a bridge! I’m not nearly drunk enough, no matter how much I pretend to be sober.
I’m 30!
Time to jump off a bridge! I’m not nearly drunk enough, no matter how much I pretend to be sober.
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drink more, drunky.
Then what?
30??? I just turned 40 so SETTLE DOWN buttercup.
Yeah, no kidding. I could have deleted all of the embarrassing posts when I sobered up, but they make me laugh.
Congrats on turning 40!