Jesse Mullan

Happy Birthday, Fuckface

Written on Sunday, the 14^th of August, 2005 at 9:01 am and was filed under: Diversions

Happy Birthday to John Ross, blackbird23005, JustinP & arkaitz!!!

The best part of waking up is a hangover in your cup!

I love you, Wilford Brimley, but this calls for motherfucking pancakes!

When did I have corn?

6 Responses to “Happy Birthday, Fuckface ”

1. 
   Jesse said on August 14th, 2005 at 8:13 am

   We went to Psycho Suzie’s, where I drank rum out of a pirate. Yeah. You heard me. I am that motherfucking awesome. If they would have had a ninja drink I would have had a giant rum orgasm in my pants.

   I hate rum, it tastes like medicine.

2. 
   Jesse said on August 14th, 2005 at 8:14 am

   My liver and I are having a fight.

3. 
   Jesse said on August 14th, 2005 at 8:17 am

   Feist makes everything better.

4. 
   Jesse said on August 14th, 2005 at 8:32 am

   I just got the word. There is chococake!

5. 
   Paulasaurus Rex said on August 14th, 2005 at 3:37 pm

   yay for chococake!

6. 
   Jesse said on July 30th, 2007 at 6:22 pm

   Dear random people from a random website,

   I can see you visiting. You should wish ME a happy birthday and send ME a new bass! Yes!