So, I’m still trying to think of a costume. Melody was helping me over AIM, and this happened.
“I should be HERPES!”
“What are you supposed to be?”
“You’re not wearing a costume.”
“I’m not flaring up right now.”
It’s hard to attribute each line, but 1, 4, and 5 were mine. 2 and 3 were her. Uh, nevermind.
Pan (all I need are furry pants)
Bacchus/Dionysius (purple toga, grape wreath, and unbelievable amounts of booze)
UrbanDictionary.com (basically just write HOT CARL on myself)
THE KRAKEN (either a squid costume or a prog rock band)