Eat More Peeps!
I’m still averaging less than two posts a day. Over the course of my life. Whatever, these are awesome posts!
You’re a handsome devil, what’s your name?
I need a shave, a haircut, and two bits.
The foosball table is way more playable with some braces. However, even bracing the other side too won’t fix the dead spots. Oh well, that’s what tilting the table is for.
Just remember: spinners aren’t winners!
I guess this is a “pump and dump” night. Yes, that’s a breast milk joke. I went there.
The slogan for Saturday will be “contributing to the deliquency of mothers.”
“Ooh, I do a half spin without my hand leaving the rod, so I’m a weenier!”
Spinners have freaking style. And when they’re lucky, kick your smarmy ass.