This is what I remember from Saturday night.
Accusations have been flying around that I got terribly drunk and caused a scene. For the record, I did not get terribly drunk, I got wonderfully drunk and I rule at foosball.
“You need to drink some water, Jesse”
“If I drink water, can I have more beer?”
Then I drank a liter of water in one long pull. A lot of it went on my shirt, I think.
“Give me more beer.”
later, I was shoeless in Anoka