Jesse Mullan

Something fishy

Written on Tuesday, the 1^st of November, 2005 at 11:30 am and was filed under: Wallowing, Diversions, Nerdity

There’s something wrong with my server or someone is attacking it in the wee hours. I’m terribly sorry about the service interruptions. Maybe if I switched to Windows it would be more stable! HA ha! HA! Sigh. My server has fsck’ed itself three times since Sunday. Even my server is getting more action than me!

Okay, really I’m just jealous that Melissa is dating again and has found someone “very sweet and nice.” I’m not so much jealous of someone kissing her as much as I want to be the one kissing boys. GIRLS! I want to kiss GIRLS! I’m glad that she seems happy, she deserves the best.

Paul walks down the street and women fly out of their houses towards him. He sits in class and panties fly across the room to stick to him. I think it’s the hat. He has a magnet in it. I should get a magnet. And a hat.

I shouldn’t write anything before my brain comes online. Sorry about that.

3 Responses to “Something fishy ”

1. 
   Paulasaurus Rex said on November 1st, 2005 at 5:29 pm

   I’m just that awesome… but I actually don’t like when the panties stick to me…

2. 
   Melissa said on November 1st, 2005 at 9:38 pm

   thanks :)

   uhh…i think…cuz now i’m imagining paul covered in es-ticky panties. :-p

3. 
   Zach said on November 2nd, 2005 at 9:01 am

   Paul’s like a katamari damancy for girls!