Written on Thursday, the 10th of November, 2005 at 1:40 am and was filed under:
I just used my new cell phone in my room. Five bars.
You are the ones who are ball lickers.
I really did think that Sprint’s coverage was very good… but they are also the ball lickers.
Your cell phone could also be inflating its signal reading to make you feel like a big man.
“Your service is so big!”
“Aww, c’mon, it’s just average”
With apologies to Laura Kightlinger.
Are you a human?