Woo Hoo!

I just used my new cell phone in my room. Five bars.

Dear Verizon:
You are the ones who are ball lickers.

3 Responses to “Woo Hoo! ”

  1. I really did think that Sprint’s coverage was very good… but they are also the ball lickers.

  2. Your cell phone could also be inflating its signal reading to make you feel like a big man.


  3. “Your service is so big!”
    “Aww, c’mon, it’s just average”

    With apologies to Laura Kightlinger.

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