Jesse Mullan

I Got An E-Card?

Written on Monday, the 14^th of November, 2005 at 2:00 pm and was filed under: Diversions

I didn’t know that they still made e-cards!

Hi,

I love you!

From
Emilia

Dear Anonymous Emilia,
I’m sure that I would love you too, if you would only give me a chance.
From
Jesse

3 Responses to “I Got An E-Card? ”

1. 
   Jesse said on November 14th, 2005 at 2:22 pm

   O! The pain! The gut-shredding embarrassment! It wasn’t even a real ecard, just an elaborate trojan scheme. I am deeply wounded by the depths to which persons of dubious humanity will sink.

2. 
   Xopl said on November 14th, 2005 at 3:48 pm

   Dear Lisa,
   Apparently Jesse doesn’t know how to listen to and follow directions since yet again I had to manually correct his timecard. RIDE HIS ASS (and not in the good way),
   Zach

3. 
   Jesse said on November 15th, 2005 at 10:02 am

   Melody sent me a real e-card! Hooray!