Jesse Mullan

Who Wants a Moustache Ride?

Written on Wednesday, the 16^th of November, 2005 at 2:44 pm and was filed under: Diversions

So, I’m over sifting through the detritus on Craigslist, and I see this marvelous ad:

Have you seen that movie “secretary”? - 30

I am a submissive looking for her master. I want all that psychological stuff, I want all that tension and release. Me- smart, well read, attractive, unconventional, no pushover. You- know what you’re doing, or be good at acting like you do. And no cop-type mustaches, please. Serious inquires only.

I don’t know about you, but I’m growing a cop-type mustache right now.

One Response to “Who Wants a Moustache Ride? ”

1. 
   Paulasaurus Rex said on November 16th, 2005 at 9:34 pm

   glorious mustache!