So, I’m over sifting through the detritus on Craigslist, and I see this marvelous ad:
Have you seen that movie “secretary”? - 30
I am a submissive looking for her master. I want all that psychological stuff, I want all that tension and release. Me- smart, well read, attractive, unconventional, no pushover. You- know what you’re doing, or be good at acting like you do. And no cop-type mustaches, please. Serious inquires only.
I don’t know about you, but I’m growing a cop-type mustache right now.