Don’t say I told you so, because you know what, I told you! I can totally see the future!
Do I go to Woodbury to have Thanksgiving with Lisa and Stan and Stan’s family, or do I succumb to the foul hark of Mordor? Lo! I cross the river into Wysconsinne and there I shall smite the dark lord who cannot be named!
I think that I will sleep late and watch “the Seven Samurai.”
Bring me home some turkey!