Written on Tuesday, the 6th of December, 2005 at 4:58 pm and was filed under:
Cake Woman is taking me out to do something. I don’t know what.
surprise! makey outty time.
This blog SUCKS
Exactly. I think that I have a date with a bridge, fuckers.
HEY! I like this blog.
Zach knows what I mean. Thank you, Zach. If I ever come to work without my wallet, keys, and phone, you should have me forcibly restrained.
But then how will they ID the body? You better write your name on your forehead with a sharpie first.
Are you a human?