Jesse Mullan

Be Careful What You Say

Written on Wednesday, the 7^th of December, 2005 at 1:29 pm and was filed under: Diversions

“Why does everyone think that I’m evil?”
“Well, you are the devil.”
“I suppose there is that.”
“Yeah, but just because you’re more beautiful than God…”
“What? You have got to cut that shit out.”
“I mean, you know, the devil, cast out for his hubris, challenging God, the morning star, that sort of… Ugh.”

7 Responses to “Be Careful What You Say ”

1. 
   melody said on December 7th, 2005 at 1:32 pm

   hahahahaha

2. 
   Jesse said on December 7th, 2005 at 2:28 pm

   This is what happens when I know things about Christian mythology.

3. 
   Lisa said on December 7th, 2005 at 10:30 pm

   This is what happens when you hang out with a girl you have a huge, ginormus crush on. You might as well just stay home and hit your nuts with a hammer.

4. 
   Zach said on December 8th, 2005 at 12:08 am

   Funny… that’s exactly how he describes it… often.

5. 
   Jesse said on December 8th, 2005 at 12:25 am

   Well, you know, when you find a description that fits…

   This would all be SO MUCH EASIER IF I COULD HAVE PAWNED HER OFF ON SOME POOR FUCKING DOUCHEBAG LIKE TWO MONTHS AGO WHEN I DIDN’T GIVE A SHIT!

   I mean, some lucky guy.

6. 
   Jesse said on December 8th, 2005 at 12:52 am

   Actually, I’ll tell you what, when I ride my bike the nut hammer effect is greatly lessened.

7. 
   Jay said on December 8th, 2005 at 1:01 am

   …Or have seen Dogma too many times.