Be Careful What You Say

“Why does everyone think that I’m evil?”
“Well, you are the devil.”
“I suppose there is that.”
“Yeah, but just because you’re more beautiful than God…”
“What? You have got to cut that shit out.”
“I mean, you know, the devil, cast out for his hubris, challenging God, the morning star, that sort of… Ugh.”

7 Responses to “Be Careful What You Say ”

  1. hahahahaha

  2. This is what happens when I know things about Christian mythology.

  3. This is what happens when you hang out with a girl you have a huge, ginormus crush on. You might as well just stay home and hit your nuts with a hammer.

  4. Funny… that’s exactly how he describes it… often.

  5. Well, you know, when you find a description that fits…

    This would all be SO MUCH EASIER IF I COULD HAVE PAWNED HER OFF ON SOME POOR FUCKING DOUCHEBAG LIKE TWO MONTHS AGO WHEN I DIDN’T GIVE A SHIT!

    I mean, some lucky guy.

  6. Actually, I’ll tell you what, when I ride my bike the nut hammer effect is greatly lessened.

  7. …Or have seen Dogma too many times.

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