Jesse Mullan

You’re Supposed To Lean The Other Way

Written on Thursday, the 22^nd of December, 2005 at 4:19 am and was filed under: Diversions

I forgot to mention that Cake Woman was ripping ass in the booth and aiming them at me. She’s so very classy!

The part that really makes me laugh is that the other night I let a loud one go for shits and giggles, and she turned to me and said earnestly:
“Whoa, you never fart!”

That statement was so ludicrous that it almost couldn’t be a joke. Have I been holding them that well? Well then, time to let loose and deflate my midsection. It will be nice to wear smaller pants.

11 Responses to “You’re Supposed To Lean The Other Way ”

1. 
   melody said on December 22nd, 2005 at 4:21 am

   OH MY GOD. Last night, in a room full of friends and family I had the worst farts ever and I couldn’t bring myself to just rip it all night.

2. 
   Zach said on December 22nd, 2005 at 7:50 am

   ssssssssssssskrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

3. 
   Paulasaurus Rex said on December 22nd, 2005 at 12:07 pm

   chicks don’t fart.

4. 
   Zach said on December 22nd, 2005 at 2:37 pm

   They don’t poop either.

5. 
   Elise said on December 22nd, 2005 at 2:40 pm

   Only skeazy stoners fart…

6. 
   Lisa said on December 22nd, 2005 at 3:49 pm

   Oh good lord, what are you all, three years old? Oh, wait, even my three year old knows that farts are funny and you should rip them all the time.

7. 
   Jesse said on December 22nd, 2005 at 4:08 pm

   I don’t fart because I’m the lady.

8. 
   melody said on December 22nd, 2005 at 6:51 pm

   Farts are funny.

9. 
   Jesse said on December 22nd, 2005 at 9:51 pm

   Yes they are. I might be farting right now.

   I’m not afraid to work brown.

10. 
    melissa said on December 22nd, 2005 at 11:05 pm

    stan doesn’t let things like “company over” phase him –*OR* his farts.

    stan is fun.

11. 
    shooby said on December 23rd, 2005 at 9:34 am

    I’ll refer you to the replies to ‘what do I say when people criticize my blog for being childish, scatological, introverted drivel.’

    add a zero item 0. ‘I can top it’.