There’s a girl here who has an actual elephant tattooed on her forearm. I know why all you girls love elephants so much, and let me just say: keep dreaming.
Oh, and Roxanne… you don’t have to turn on the red light.
Well, the elephant thing is actually kind of personal for these two, so perhaps your line of humor is inappropriate. Then again, knowing Melody (and her elephant cock that she won’t stop bringing up), maybe not.
Hey - Thanks for that. I searched forEVER and couldn’t find it.
Thank you thank you thank you.
-Roxanne (melody’s sister)
And tomorrow, that’s gonna be on the inside of my wrist. Hooray!
There’s a girl here who has an actual elephant tattooed on her forearm. I know why all you girls love elephants so much, and let me just say: keep dreaming.
Oh, and Roxanne… you don’t have to turn on the red light.
Well, the elephant thing is actually kind of personal for these two, so perhaps your line of humor is inappropriate. Then again, knowing Melody (and her elephant cock that she won’t stop bringing up), maybe not.
No, it’s okay, he doesn’t know.
And I do have a cock that would put an elephant to shame. They call me tripod.
and PS Zach- you are the 100,000,000 person to quote the police at Roxanne! You win a prize!
No thanks, I’ve already won that award.
Too late! Here is your prize - http://keithschofield.com/pi/std.html
crap. http://www.cothlamadh.net/gallery/d/21390-1/elephant.jpg
Wow? Wow. Wow!
Wow…
wow
no, seriously, wow
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THAT IS SO AWESOME I HAVE LOST THE ABILITY TO BE RATIONAL AT ALL EVER AGAIN!
Of course it’s awesome. Do you think I give shit prizes, or something?