The Pros and Cons of Having a Girlfriend



Bringing the endless loneliness and weeping to an unforeseen end. Never getting to use my internet again because someone is sitting in my chair and using it.

Ugh. This is terrible. How will I ever decide?

Maybe I should add in there that I woke up today two minutes before my alarm clock went off — and I got out of bed.

6 Responses to “The Pros and Cons of Having a Girlfriend ”

  1. So wait… the waking up early and getting out of bed is a Con, right?

    Just be like, “HEY! Get off my damn computer and on–” wait… nevermind.

  2. Whine, whine, whine.


  3. Maybe you should get a router and another computer ;)

  4. For real.

  5. Hey Get over it… If u don’t want a girlfriend then get a booty partner problem solved..;)

  6. That’s what I thought that I was getting. Please learn to spell the word “you.” Thank you.

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