Jesse Mullan

The Pros and Cons of Having a Girlfriend

Written on Wednesday, the 11^th of January, 2006 at 9:43 am and was filed under: Diversions

Pros	Cons
Bringing the endless loneliness and weeping to an unforeseen end.	Never getting to use my internet again because someone is sitting in my chair and using it.

Ugh. This is terrible. How will I ever decide?

Maybe I should add in there that I woke up today two minutes before my alarm clock went off — and I got out of bed.

Paulasaurus Rex said on January 11th, 2006 at 10:57 am

So wait… the waking up early and getting out of bed is a Con, right?

Just be like, “HEY! Get off my damn computer and on–” wait… nevermind.
King Kwong said on January 11th, 2006 at 4:54 pm

Whine, whine, whine.

-Thomas
schultmc said on January 12th, 2006 at 1:02 pm

Maybe you should get a router and another computer ;)
melody said on January 15th, 2006 at 11:44 pm

For real.
me said on February 8th, 2006 at 10:39 am

Hey Get over it… If u don’t want a girlfriend then get a booty partner problem solved..;)
Jesse said on February 8th, 2006 at 10:42 am

That’s what I thought that I was getting. Please learn to spell the word “you.” Thank you.