Jesse Mullan

What Did That Sign Say?

Written on Saturday, the 21^st of January, 2006 at 11:32 pm and was filed under: Diversions

You know the street — 19th, or 10th, or whatever the hell eventually becomes Johnson. It goes across a bridge from the West Bank to University — right by the Amoco. There’s a sign that you can see when you go Northbound on that bridge that says something like “treat your suicidal depression or die!!!”

Anyway, I thought that it looked more like it should say:
“If I weren’t so depressed, I’d ask you to take your finger out of my ass.”

At least Cake Woman thought it was funny. That’s why I like her so much, because she pretends to think that I’m funny, even if you don’t.

5 Responses to “What Did That Sign Say? ”

1. 
   Paulasaurus Rex said on January 22nd, 2006 at 3:37 am

   You are hilarious…

2. 
   melody said on January 22nd, 2006 at 6:32 am

   you two are so precious!

3. 
   Zach said on January 23rd, 2006 at 3:42 pm

   I think a threw up on my mouth a little bit.

4. 
   King Kwong said on January 25th, 2006 at 4:13 pm

   I think you’re funny. But it’s more in the “funny” way.

   -Thomas

5. 
   Jesse said on January 25th, 2006 at 5:57 pm

   Thomas,
   rrroowwwwwrrr!